| Humie's Laughables!!! |
| Blondes Continued - Page 4 |
| Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? So she could use it as a mirror. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. She responded, ''Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.'' What happened to the blonde that shot an arrow into the air? She missed. A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied. Why did the blonde run with her bike? It was going to fast for her to get on. How does a blonde kill a bird? She throws it off a cliff Whats the difference between a blondes brain, and a box of rocks? Nothing A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.'' The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.'' Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 |