| Humie's Laughables!!! |
| Bumper Stickers...Make Them Your Own... Don't play stupid...I'm better at it! This care is designed by a computer, built b a robot, driven by a moron. Humpty-Dumptey was pushed! Faster than a speeding ticket. Adults are just kids with money. T.G.I.F. Thank God I'm Female You are driving so close, I can see your bald spot! someday your prince will come. Mine got lost, took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions. If you can read this, you are too close... If you're stupid and you know it, honk your horn! I hate bumper stickers! There are two kinds of drivers; those who make dust, and those who eat it. Never eat more than you can lift. Your lucky number is 32345543423225. Watch for it everywhere. Never put off till tomarrow what you can avoid forever. |
| You can't be late until you show up! Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there. Why be normal? Do unto others before they do unto you. Was today really recessary? The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train. In theory, everything works! Don't let schooling get in the way of your education. My child beat up your honor student! If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane! I dont believe in miracles, I depend on them! The world is coming to an end. Please log off. Nothing is illegal until you get caught. No matter where you go, you're there. Your lucky color has faded. If it doesn't fit, force it; If it breaks, it needed a replacement anyways. Live long enough to be a problem for your kids. If it weren't for you, nobody else would have an above average IQ. This is not an abandoned car. I'm so hungry, I'm farting fresh air. If you can do the time, you can do the time. Who died and made YOU Darth Vader? Too many freaks, not enough circus! Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. We have enought youth, how about a fountain of SMART? I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. I took an IQ test, and the results were negative. I may be fat, but you're ugly. I can lose weight! I'm not littering...I'm donating to the earth! If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. The more I learn, The less I understand. Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu? My wife said if I watch one more Mets game shes leaving. I'll miss her! I was an atheist until I realized I was God. DARE to keep cops off doughnuts. I'm not really a driver, I just play one on TV! Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you! Save the planet....recycle a enviromentalist. Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot. Do you think they make horns with funny songs? Doctor's say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree to that. I'm not speeding...I'm qualifying. Hey idiot - You're driving a car, not a phone booth. I pretend to work, and they pretend to pay me When there's a will, I want to be in it. I've been dieting for 31 days, and all I've lost is 31 days! AMERICA - Love It Or Leave It Stop reading my bumperstickers and DRIVE! A nuclear war can ruin your whole day. They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine. i just love nonverbal communication! Where there's a will ... I want to be in it. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? On the other hand, you have different fingers. A day without sunshine is, like, night. Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. Honk if you love peace and quiet. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. A penny saved is a government oversight. The buck doesn't even slow down here! Originality is the art of concealing your sources. |||||||//////__ __ __ __ __ The domino effect at work. Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark Which is the non-smoking lifeboat? It said 'Insert disk #3', but only two will fit. I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money. A waist is a terrible thing to mind. COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage. Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy. Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery |