roleplays DIRECTOR'S COMMENTARIES


This is NOT the main roleplays page. These are "commentaries" I made up that are designed to be like the director's commentaries you hear on DVD sets. Basically, I comment on the roleplays and give my thoughts and insight, and explain some stuff. For your reference, the same descriptive paragrpahs accompany the links that are featured in the actual roelplays section. All my comments will appear in red text, mixed into the roleplay itself.

PSI On Dinner and a Movie

Commentary...PSI makes a special guest apperance on TBS' "Dinner and a Movie" program. Most people who were in RWW with me during my run will tell you this is my most memorable roleplay. Although at the time I was quite happy with it and personally thought it was hilarious, these days it just doesn't suit my style. It is slightly tainted as well, since pretty much everyone mentioned in this roleplay has either signed with WWE or TNA (or both) since it was written. Oh well. Anyway, enjoy some good old WCW bashing. Dean Cain has a cameo (which makes it better, right?)

PSI in Jolly Old England

Commentary...Another roleplay that got a huge reaction when it was posted. PSI travels to England so The Boy can study up on Lancelot by absorbing his culture. Ringo makes a special guest appearance.

The Boy on Fear Factor

Commentary...The Boy and Tommy Dee go on "Fear Factor" through the help of another phony contract. We are on the show to prepare for our tag match against Stupac and Matt Mathers. The entire concept is based on Stupac's catchphrase about Facing Your Fears and his finisher known as The Fear Factor.

The Boy on the "Fixed" Game Show

Commentary...The Boy decides that if he is going to become World Champion, he better know some geography so that he can best represent the entire globe. Not wanting to lose, he goes on a kid's show, thanks to one of those handy contracts he used to break out to do...anything he wanted. One kid cries, another is threatened.

The Boy Will be There For You

Commentary...The Boy films a guest appearane on the hit show "Friends." Michael Cole comes by for an interview, Brad Pitt stops by, and David Arquette is beaten up. Far too much of a reference to real-life wrestling really, but every wrestling fan in the world kinda wants to beat Arquette up for tarinishing the WCW Title, don't they?

The Boy and Stupac on Larry King

Commentary...Stupac and The Boy get onto Larry King's show (thanks to another handy contract) to try and let Larry's viewers know that there were too many degenerates on TV today (of course the degenerates were all of the PSI enemies at the time).

The Boy Tells a Story

Commentary...From the height of the Mercy/PSI feud. I figured the whole idea of a couple of brave (in their minds anyway) men going up against the "evil" force of The Sickness sounded like a really cheezy story. It made more sense at the time. Tommy Dee tries to hit on the teacher and Stupac eats glue.

PSI of the Round Table

Commentary...Having already gone to England to study on up Lancelot, PSI decides to "travel back in time" to the days of the real-life Lancelot. The only way this is possible is to go to one of those awful medieval fairs. There's a good old fashioned White Dragon reference and I pick on the horribly bad film, "Black Knight" starrting Martin Lawrence (you won't remember it, no one does, but it was being released at the same time, by chance). Martin Lawrence guest stars...and is beaten. I wish.

The Boy at Hoover Dam

Commentary...The Boy arrives in Las Vegas for the Deadly Sins pay per view and makes a promotional appearance at the Hoover Dam. Although he spends more time trying to hit on the tour guide. Notice that wherever The Boy goes is another young, attractive, single woman for him to hit on? Crazy.

PSI vs. N*Sync: The Lost Promo

Commentary...PSI's car breaks down outside MuchMusic (the Canadian equivalent of MTV), where VJ Rick is about to do an interview with the boy band N*Sync. It's a little dated now, but the important thing to remember is that I'm pretty sure I was on crack when I wrote it. A battle ensues and Justin Timberlake is injured.

The Boy's Christmas Special

Commentary...The Boy creates his own Christmas Special. This is meant to be the most steretypical Christmas Special ever, except that no one wants to be there and The Boy is, as always, a jerk to everyone else. Britney Spears, Matt LeBlanc, Matt Damon, Yao Ming, and John Mayer guest star.

Layaway Plan

Commentary...Introductory roleplay. The Boy goes to the NSW offices and starts putting his name on everything, convinced that it will all belong to him soon enough anyway.

David Lee, We Hardly Knew Ye

Commentary...The roleplay that puts the "fun" in funeral. The Boy hosts a phony funeral for David Lee's career, insisting it will be over as soon as he loses.