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Useless facts (factoids maybe?)

Faggots was a symbol of Mussolini facism.
A faggot is a bundle of sticks.
Lt. Jefferson Davis was the lead officer of the now defunct Army Camel Corp.
Although, the camel was proving its survival ability, the project
was abandoned when Jeff. Davis became head of the Confederate
States of America.
Camels were turned loose and the last surviving camel descendant
was killed in the early 1900's.
The skin of mangos contains the same poison as poison oak/ivy only not
so concentrated.
Yorkshile puddings are an oven prepared batter made from flour eggs
and milk (English of course and usually accompanying roast of beef).
Dingbat is an editorial mark usually as two asterisks.

Hoop Snakes
Myth: When frightened, hoop snakes will bite their tails and roll 
downhill like a wagon wheel. 

Reality: Anatomically, snakes are not well equipped for rolling 
and there are no reliable accounts of this ever occurring. The 
hoop snake myth may have been associated originally with mud snakes 
found in the southern United States. Mud snakes will occasionally 
lie in a loose coil shaped like a hoop, but they slither away 
from danger like other snakes. 



TONGUE TWISTORS
See if you can do this? Read this out loud.
Dr. Suess's lost tongue twisters.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word, in each line, from the start.



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