HEADLINES (disclaimer - not my paper)
HEAD LINES From JAY LENO
Ban On Nude Dancing On Governor's Desk
Campus killer to remain in prison despite apology
Court rules being a jerk is not a crime
Death row inmates no longer allowed day off after
execution, official says
Family catches fire just in time, chief says
FFA proposes name change to FFA
Iowa cemeteries are death trap
Man admits killing violated parole
Man shot, stabbed; death by natural causes ruled
Man trapped in outhouse overnight 'in ugly mood'
Neighbors say sniper not very neighborly
No cause of death determined for beheading victim
Postoffice paychecks get lost in mail
Researchers call murder a threat to public health
Robbery suspect mugged [reported theft of his loot]
Robber's description: Man, possibly woman, definitely ugly
Searchers find Big Ugly child
Sheriff and God Collide At Church Intersection
Ski areas closed due to snow
Slaying put end to marriage
Trees can break wind
$3 - million dollar thief not greedy: Judge