ISRAELI TALES and ENGLISH REMEMBRANCES


Israeli experiences


The gourmand measures the food.
I like Israeli food. Beautiful Jaffa oranges come from lands 
that were barren deserts 20 years earlier.  The commercially 
grown oranges are all exported .  Egglant is a staple like 
potatoes are here.  My favorite foods were shashlik, lamb
roasted on a spit and served in pita bread, and turkey 
schnitzel.  For a while though, I was only eating popcorn until
the Israli Government guaranteed my check.  Often, many families
ate no meat or very rarely, so to make better use of their
limited funds.  I enjoyed many cheese sandwiches that cost $US 
equivalent of two or three cents and many excellent pastries 
like the French prepare.  Imported food was very costly as a 200 
per cent import tax was imposed, i.e., forget pork, which has
two prohibitive strikes against it.

Kosher whether you want it or not
Restaurants, stores, and even dishes are classified as meat or 
dairy and are only served or used according to that classification. I learned more about this while in the process of renting a flat ( I was tired of the expense of the Dan Hotel). My friend Moshe, who spoke English and Hebrew, went with me to the flat where the landlord and his daughter waited for us.  The landlord spoke Polish and Yiddish, while the daughter spoke Polish and Hebrew. Conversations were Carl to Moshe to the 
daughter to the landlord and back in the reverse order.  He 
would not rent me pots or food vessels, and so on as I would 
ruin their kosher status through ignorant use, and purification 
by a rabbi is not a desirable practise.  We came to terms and I 
came to better understand the kosher laws. Fish must have scales 
and be humanely killed by the butcher (a blow to the head 
usually).  Meat must be from cloven hooved animals. There are 
foods, vegetables and grains, that are parvre; that is they can 
go either with meat or dairy.

The ugly American gets stoned.
Jerusalem has it entry blocked on the Sabbath, and the orthodox
will not cook or labor or operate any machinery or electric 
devices.  Much of Israel is not bound by such practices but often 
even Jewish tourists from such as New York will be stranded.
Once, on the Sabbath, I entered an area clearly marked in Hebrew as being orthodox.
Men shook their fists, yelled and threw stones at me as I 
tried to leave. 

The happy tourist.
I visited asome kibbutzes - carp raising, farming, and tecnical 
oriented.  Everyone had their roles and assignments. The children 
were cared by persons other than the parents, although parents 
could visit their children.  I went to shrines at Nazereth, Jacob,s 
Well and on Sea of Galilee.  We were a team of 4 sent to support the
Israeli DoD. Charlie Braun and Bill Kile brought their families 
along.  The Kiles left quickly - lack of luxuries, pregnancy, and 
social life were factors.  I took a trip through Beersheba and on to
Elat on the Red Sea with the Braun family.  The inns were full 
or closed so the police advised us to sleep on the beach.  The sea glowed 
with phosphorescent coral.  I retired for the night in a box and was 
doing ok until Barbara Braun saw a rat crawl in the box with me.
The Camel rides and glass bottoms boats made up for the night's
repast.  Cesaria on the Med., Hafia and the Dead Sea were among many 
other places I visited.  East Jesrusalem and Bethlehem were still in
Jordan at the time and restrictions prohibited my traveling there.

Christmas Farewells
Tel Aviv and Ramat Gan are far from the celebrations at Nazareth.
No Christmas trees or other signs of celebration were visible,  The
Brauns left on Christmas Day.  Oh, yes, lizards darted across the 
ceilings, Chuckie got worms, and the culture was strange, but is 
was the lack of Chistmas celebration that caused their decision to leave.  
After they left, I was the only remainer.  The Israeli Government 
gave me a nice New Years basket including wines, fruit and cheeses.
I don't know what I am saying.
 I asked someone to tell me how to say "I do not speak Hebrew."
What I learned sounded like "edibear lo ebrit".  Later I found
out its means: "I shall not speak Hebrew", rather than cannot.
Conscription into the armed services included all except the 
insane or jailed or bedridden.  At 18, males and females enter 
the Armed Forces for pay of about $2 US per month, plus food and 
housing.  The lame and halt were given desk or other jobs they 
could perform.  Many of the soldiers would try to make it home 
before the Sabbath started.  I gave rides to many uniformed 
hitchhikers.  I had been trying to learn numbers and other 
words. Once when letting off a hitch hiker I said the word for eight 
rather than goodby(shalosh rather than shalom).  "Edibear lo
ebrit" must have been my shibboleth, and probably edibear was the
appropriate expression.

English observations


The gourmand measures the food
Passing through London I went and had a meal.  And immediately
then another.  Somehow, I did not understand the serving
size. Another time at Henley-on-the-Thames (that is it's name
 - where the big boat races are held) I ordered the special meal
for myself and my companion.  Out come wait staff with bowls
of food. I think, finally a place with reasonable servings;
but, no, one spoon serving and away the bowls go.

The River Thames really exists.

First off, it is pronouned Tims(rhymes with Jim's).  I was 
surprised at it's lack of width, even in London.  The bridge
over it between High Wickham and Henley(on-the-Thames) was
being upgraded, scheduled to be completed in two more years.
The upgrade was from two tonnes, one lane, to four tonnes, one 
lane. 

In the steps of Benjamin Franklin and beyond

North of High Wickham there is the Hell-Fire cave, dug out
of salt.  The owners claim that B. F. particpated in secret 
rites there.  The club was reputed to have secret ceremonies, and 
possibly devil worship. I was fortunate to visit many other 
places: the White cliffs of Dover are grey up close; the Great 
White Horse was laid out unknown years ago; strange rock 
formations exist; the spring lambs are lovely; sail boatmens zig-
zagging up the Thames; thatched cottages; the Queens horses
(mostly small and lean); the coastal resort towns; Kent, the
garden of England; Canterbury; various castles; the British 
Musuem; Kew gardens, Windsor Castle and others, and so on.
Editor's note: The White Cliffs of Dover in May 2000 calved. The
White Cliffs are now 20 feet farther from France.  90,000 tons
(American newspaper) separated and fell on the beaches and sea.

Rocks not Stonehenge

Man raised monliths. Rocks at a simple
crossroads. Really many, many vertical
rocks. Stonehenge and other sites are
more organized.




Great White Horse - Chalk

Great White horse at Uffington - chalk
Prehistoric - at least 2000 years old.
It is on the side of a 500 foot high
hill. The horse is about 130 feet
tall made by removing dirt uncovering
chalk beneath. It is cleaned every seven
years. (Liz and Chris's grandpa Brown did
not like my book on prehistoric Scotland.)










Big pennies and metered heat
The British penny (back then) was the same dimensions as the 
US 50 cent piece, while the US penny was the same size as the 
British shilling.  This is just an academic observation based
on rumored reports of practiced abuse.  I wish I had accumulated 
more of the British pennies. Dates such as 1902 were not unusual.
Many toy shops had imports from Hong Kong, often being just a penny.
The gas heater in my hotel room required shillings regularly if
warmth was wanted.  The hotel had just one bath for floor, but
even so reservations were often made a year in advance causing
the casual patron to look elsewhere.  The hotel did not lock its 
doors until 10:30, whereas motels (a new concept there) closed 
by 4 or 5 PM.  Oh, yes they say, biscuits not cookies, many 
other words have different meanings and idioms, and they have
High streets rather than Main streets, but then indeed, English 
is the language of England.
Jet lag and food cannot be found.

I had an overnight flight to England. I go check into
the Red Lion, High Wickham' s premier hotel. Too late
for breakfast, I go to bed. When I wake up it is too
late for supper. A pretty and charming young lady
offers to go with me in search of food after making
it very clear there is to be no hanky or handsy activities.
Oxford, a city of more than 100,000 has nothing open at
10:30 on Sunday night. Eventually, we dine at an
all night beanery on the Motorized Highway, M4.

Quaint hours in England

In the several time in and out of Heathrow Airport, I have yet to
see London from the air. My first stay in London had me checking out
the social life. I was in pub and noticed that it was becoming dead.
When I tried to enter another pub I learned of the closing laws probably
created so some husbands might go home. I am sure the pubs
have different schedules now. Another morning I was
out touring along the Thames and noticed an open pub.
There and then I could not have a draught because I had no
workers drinking card.

Pass the plaice, please.

British breakfast can be humdrum or so-so. Bangers are good if the
are not mostly cereal; my breakfast at the red Lion Hotel in High
Wickham was often enhanced with plaice for an extra shilling.
Plaice is a flat fish of the flounder family and was featured
as a breakfast option. Good too, I might add. Some American hotdogs
taste poorly, but none are as bad as most of the British variety.


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