ACTUAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES

1.Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 
2.Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 
3.Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should 
Be Belted 
4.Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case 
5.Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents 
6.Farmer Bill Dies in House 
7.Iraqi Head Seeks Arms 
8.Stud Tires Out 
9.Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 
10.Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again 
11.British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands 
12.Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms 
13.Eye Drops off Shelf 
14.Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead 
15.Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim 
16.Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax 
17.Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told 
18.Miners Refuse to Work after Death 
19.Stolen Painting Found by Tree 
20.Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies 
21.Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout 
Counter 
22.Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 
Years 
23.Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84 
24.War Dims Hope for Peace 
25.If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a 
While 
26.Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 
27.Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 
28.Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge 
29.Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 
30.Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge 
31.New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test 
Group 
32.Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft