This Were Top Ten Lists On Dave's Show 

10. Top Ten Canine Disorders Or Debutante Complaints

9. Top Ten Nicknames For Jack Klugman

8. Bernhard Goetz's Top Ten Pickup Lines

7. Top Ten General Electric Products In Development

6. Top Ten Fears Of Snuggles The Fabric Softener Bear

5. Ten Top Iranian T-Shirt Slogans

4. Subway Punks' Top Ten Etiquette Tips

3. Top Ten Donahue Topics If Dogs Ran The Show

2. Top Ten Ways Americans Cars Would Be Different If Ralph Nader Had Never Been Born

1. Top Ten Ways People Pronounce "Bologna"

So Who's Counting?

-1 Top Ten Numbers Between One And ten

-2 Top Ten Reasons Why The U.S. Is Better Than Switzerland

-3 Top Eleven Rejected Life Saver Flavors

-4 Top Ten Reasons To Discontinue The Top Ten Lists
  (Would be Ok if discontinuation implemented)