10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom, and 
    check your email on the way back to bed. 

9. Your firstborn is named dotcom. 

8. You turn off your modem and are suddenly filled 
   with a feeling of emptiness, as if you just pulled the 
   plug on a loved one. 

7. You spend half of a plane trip with you laptop in 
   your lap...and your child in the overhead 
   compartment. 

6. You decide to stay in college for an additional 
   year or two, just for the free Internet access. 

5. You find yourself typing "com" after every 
   period.com 

4. You refer to going to the bathroom as 
   downloading. 

3. You move into a new home and decide to 
   Netscape before you landscape. 

2. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :) 


                  DRUM ROLL PLEASE 

        AND THE NO. 1 SIGN THAT YOU KNOW IT'S 
          TIME TO JOIN  E-MAILERS ANONYMOUS: 

1. Immediately after reading this list, you email it 
   to someone. 

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