Little Quirks About Life You Notice By
The Time You Are Fifty...
  
  ..Most people deserve each other.
  
  ..All the good ones, no matter what 
    it is, are taken. 
  
  ..The one who snores will fall asleep 
    first. 

  ..The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to
    the amount of money spent on the wedding. 

  ..The gifts you buy your spouse are never as good and apropos
    as the gifts your neighbor buys their spouse. 

  ..Never get overly excited about a man/woman by just the way
    they look from behind. 

  ..If you help a relative in need, he/she will remember you the
    next time they are in need. 

  ..The probability of meeting someone you know increases
    greatly when you are out with someone you do not want to
    be seen with. 

  ..Toothaches always start on Friday night right before the 
    weekend when the Dental Office will be closed.