SANTA TRIVIA (disclaimer - not my math) The average American takes six months to pay off holiday credit-card bills. Pogonophobia: the fear of beards. There are currently 78 people named S. Claus living in the U.S. -- and one Kriss Kringle. December is the most popular month for nose jobs. Weight of Santa's sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby for every kid on earth: 333,333 tons. Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333-ton sleigh: 214,206 -- plus Rudolph. Average wage of a mall Santa: $11 an hour. With real beard: $20. To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to make 822.6 visits per second, sleighing at 3,000 times the speed of sound. At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame instantaneously. (Sorry about that). TRIVIAL FACTOID (disclaimer - not my terms) The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver! The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo. There are four cars and eleven lightposts on the back of a $10 dollar bill. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors, also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips. Editor's Note: If you have seen one factoid, you have seen all factoids. By the way what is a factoid?