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You Look 14!!

Jen: Hey, you got a haircut.
Dan: Yup.
Jen: It makes you look young.
Dan: Shit, it does? How young do I look?
Jen: You look 14.
Dan: 14??? Damn....
Jen: Hahaha.
Dan: Do I really look 14? Or are you just joking?
Jen: No, you really DO look 14!!
Dan: Ah, shit.
 
(At the club)
Steve: Shit, you gotta wear CLUB clothes to a club, Dan.
Dan: What's wrong with what I'm wearing?
Steve: Shit, you're wearing WORK clothes. You don't wear that to a club.
Dan: Shit, I'm wearing a plaid shirt and khakis. What's wrong with that?
Steve: That's what you wear to work, dude; Not to a club.
Dan: Oh.
 
(Later at the club)
Dan: Damn, these girls look like they're 12!
Gi: Yeah, they do look pretty young.
Dan: Damn.
Gi: But, you look pretty young yourself.
Dan: I do? How old do I look?
Gi: You look about 18.
Dan: 18? Shit, these girls must think I'm a little kid!
Gi: Oh well.
Dan: Shit.

 


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