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Did You Buy Meat?

Terry: I'm going to the supermarket. Anyone want anything?
Angie: Get something that we can eat for breakfast.
Terry: Well, what do you want me to get?
Angie: Whatever.
Terry: Dan, are you gonna come?
Dan: Naw, I'm tired. Just go with Steve.
 
(later that day)
Erich: Shit, about time you got back. I'm hungry, yo!
Angie: What did you get?
Terry: Some drinks, and some bread.
Angie: That's it. Where's the meat?
Terry: What meat?
Angie: You didn't get meat?
Terry: No. You didn't tell me to get meat.
Angie: What the hell. I can't eat this without meat!!
Terry: Well, you didn't tell me you wanted meat.
Angie: So, you got bread with no meat? How are we supposed to eat the bread without any meat? I can't eat this.
Terry: Fine, then we'll eat it.
Angie: Stop here! I'm going into this deli shop to get some meat.
 
(Angie gets out of the car to get a meat sandwich)
Dan: Shit, this bread is kinda tasty.
Terry: Yah, it's pretty good.
Erich: Shit, why didn't you pick up meat?
Terry: Who wanted meat? Nobody told me they wanted meat.
Dan: Yo pass me some more bread.
Terry: Shit. Nobody told me she wanted meat. How am I supposed to know she wanted meat?
Dan: Nahahaha.


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