| Dan: |
Remember when we came down to Chicago for interviews?
Man, it was great touring the city. Somehow, it seemed awesome when
we came that time. Now, it doesn't seem so good. |
| Steve: |
Yeah, it was awesome when I came down here. It was so
fun. |
| Dan: |
Did you interview at any other companies? |
| Steve: |
Yeah, I interviewed at Nortel in Ottawa, too. |
| Dan: |
Oh, yeah? That's cool. I knew some people who worked
at Nortel in Ottawa. |
| Steve: |
I remember when I went to the interviews up there. There
was some hot Korean chick. Oh my gosh. I wanted to forget the interviews
and just mack that chick. |
| Dan: |
Hahaha. |
| Steve: |
Damn, she was so hot. |
| Dan: |
Was her name Jessica. |
| Steve: |
Yeah, it was. |
| Dan: |
No way!!! Hmm...I wonder if it is the Jessica that I
know. |
| Steve: |
All I know is that my Indian friend and I were trying
to mack her when we should have been preparing for interviews. |
| Dan: |
Did she have blue contacts on? |
| Steve: |
Uh....yeah, I think so. Is she kinda short? |
| Dan: |
Hmm...I guess so. She's a little shorter than me. |
| Steve: |
Damn, that might have been her. |
| Dan: |
Shit, I'll go ask her. |
| Steve: |
My indian friend was macking her throughout the entire
interview session. He said that he went to her room and was there
till 3am!!! |
| Dan: |
Damn. I don't think it's the same Jessica I know. |
| Steve: |
Go find out. |
| Dan: |
Ok, fine. |
|
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| (later that week) |
| Dan: |
Hey Jess. |
| Jess: |
Hey. |
| Dan: |
Hey, remember your interviews at Nortel in Ottawa? |
| Jess: |
Yeah. |
| Dan: |
Did you meet some Indian guy there? |
| Jess: |
Shit, all the guys were Indian up there!! |
| Dan: |
Did you meet some Indian guy and bring him to your hotel
room till 3am? |
| Jess: |
Hahah. Shit, how did you know that? |
| Dan: |
Shit!!! It *was* YOU!!! Damn..... |
| Jess: |
Hahaha. Well, I did meet that Indian guy. But, I didn't
bring him to my hotel room. We were talking in the hotel lobby till
3am. |
| Dan: |
Did you think he was macking you? |
| Jess: |
No, he was just friendly. We were just talking. |
| Dan: |
Shit, I met his friend who was also there for interviews.
He says that the Indian guy was trying so hard to mack you. He was
bragging to his friends that he went to your hotel room till 3am. |
| Jess: |
NO!!! We were in the lobby. |
| Dan: |
Frig, Jess. You even get picked up at interviews!!!
Damn. |
| Jess: |
Well, I didn't get the job. |
| Dan: |
Yeah, but you got picked up! Frig, I need your powers
in Chicago. I'm getting no play! |
| Jess: |
Nahaha. |
