| Terry: |
Dan, can I use your computer account to print out some
files off the Net? |
| Dan: |
Shit, you better not use up my paper quota!! |
| Terry: |
I won't. I only have to print out a few pages. |
| Dan: |
How many? |
| Terry: |
About 20. |
| Dan: |
Ok, fine. Here's my login and my password. Just open
up Netscape and print the pages you want. |
| Terry: |
How do I login? |
| Dan: |
Just type in my login name and password. Then open up
Netscape and print out your stuff. |
| Terry: |
How do I open Netscape? |
| Dan: |
Just type "netscape at the prompt. |
| Terry: |
How do I print? |
| Dan: |
Shit. Just press the "print" button. |
| Terry: |
Ok. |
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| (later that day) |
| Terry: |
Shit, Dan. You and you shitty ass instructions. |
| Dan: |
What's wrong? |
| Terry: |
You didn't tell me how to print out my stuff. |
| Dan: |
Yes I did. |
| Terry: |
You told me to open netscape and just hit the "print"
button. |
| Dan: |
Yeah, so? That is what you should do. |
| Terry: |
Where's the print button??? |
| Dan: |
Hmmm. Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Actually you have
to save the page and then type "lpr1012" at the command prompt
in order to print. |
| Terry: |
Shit, I'm gonna kick your ass. I need to print this
shit out. |
| Dan: |
Ok, let's go to the computer room and you can do it
now. |
| Terry: |
You really have shitty ass instructions, you know that?
"Just press the PRINT button". Shit. There was no PRINT button. |
| Dan: |
Oops. |
