| Terry: |
Wanna open up an ING account? |
| Gary: |
Ummm..... |
| Terry: |
You get a 6% interest rate. |
| Gary: |
That's it? |
| Terry: |
What do you mean "that's it"?? If you open a regular
bank account, you get a 1% interest rate. With ING you get a 6% interest
rate. |
| Gary: |
I'll see what I can do. |
| Terry: |
Plus, you get $10 for free. |
| Gary: |
So, I get 6% per day? |
| Terry: |
What the hell are you talking about? You never get it
per day! You get 6% a year! |
| Gary: |
Then it's not worth it. |
| Terry: |
What? You're getting 6% a year instead of 1% on your
account. |
| Gary: |
I want 6% per day. |
| Terry: |
You're not going to get 6% per day anwhere!!! |
| Gary: |
No, I don't want to open the account. |
| Terry: |
Why? |
| Gary: |
I'd make more in a regular savings account. |
| Terry: |
You make 1% interest rate in a regular savings account.
With the ING account, you make 6% interest. So, you'd be making MORE
with the new ING account!! |
| Gary: |
Hmmm....I'll have to think about it. I'll see what I
can do. |
| Terry: |
What do you have to think about? |
| Gary: |
I still don't think it's worth it. |
| Terry: |
Ah, whatever. |
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|
| (later) |
| Terry: |
Wanna open up an ING account? |
| Erich: |
No. |
| Terry: |
You get $10 for free. |
| Erich: |
So? |
| Terry: |
And you make 6% on your account instead of the regular
1% at a regular bank. |
| Erich: |
Naw, forget it. |
| Terry: |
Why? |
| Erich: |
Cuz, you're going to spend your whole day looking at
the money in my account!!! |
| Terry: |
What? You're so stupid. |
| Erich: |
Nahahaha. |
|
|
| (later still) |
| Terry: |
Wanna open up an ING account? |
| Dan: |
Why? |
| Terry: |
Well you get $10 for free. |
| Dan: |
Free money? Ok, I'll open it. |
