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I gave Jose your phone number...

Erich: Hello.
Jose: Hi, can I speak to Erich?
Erich: Yeah, speaking.
Jose: Erich!!!
Erich: Who's this?
Jose: It's me, Jose.
Erich: Jose? Jose who?
Jose: Jose from Del.
Erich: Oh. Hey. What's up?
Jose: Nothing much. I just got out of jail.
Erich: Jail? What the heck were you doing in jail?
Jose: Ah, I did some shit.
Erich: Hey do you remember Dan and Terry?
Jose: Oh yeah. I remember those guys.
Erich: Well, here's their phone numbers. Give them a call.
Jose: Ok.
Erich: Ok, bye.
(later)
Erich: What's up, Dan?
Dan: Nothing.
Erich: Anyone call you today?
Dan: Yeah, Jose.
Erich: Hahahah.
Dan: What's so funny?
Erich: What did he say?
Dan: Uh, we just talked about stuff.
Erich: Anything interesting?
Dan: Well, he just got out of jail.
Erich: Yeah I know.
Dan: How do you know that?
Erich: He called me this morning.
Dan: Oh.
Erich: And I gave him your number.
Dan: Shit, I was wondering how he got my number.
Erich: Hahahah.
Dan: Shit, you didn't want to talk to him, so you told him to call me???
Erich: Yeah.
Dan: You're a bastard.
 
(later that day)
Terry: Guess who called me today?
Dan: Jose.
Terry: YEAH!! How did you know that?
Dan: Cuz he called me too.
Terry: How did he get our numbers?
Dan: Erich gave it to him.
Terry: Shit, I'm going to kick Erich's ass.
Dan: Hahaha.

 


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