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I gave Jose your phone number...
| Erich: |
Hello. |
| Jose: |
Hi, can I speak to Erich? |
| Erich: |
Yeah, speaking. |
| Jose: |
Erich!!! |
| Erich: |
Who's this? |
| Jose: |
It's me, Jose. |
| Erich: |
Jose? Jose who? |
| Jose: |
Jose from Del. |
| Erich: |
Oh. Hey. What's up? |
| Jose: |
Nothing much. I just got out of jail. |
| Erich: |
Jail? What the heck were you doing in jail? |
| Jose: |
Ah, I did some shit. |
| Erich: |
Hey do you remember Dan and Terry? |
| Jose: |
Oh yeah. I remember those guys. |
| Erich: |
Well, here's their phone numbers. Give them a call. |
| Jose: |
Ok. |
| Erich: |
Ok, bye. |
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| (later) |
| Erich: |
What's up, Dan? |
| Dan: |
Nothing. |
| Erich: |
Anyone call you today? |
| Dan: |
Yeah, Jose. |
| Erich: |
Hahahah. |
| Dan: |
What's so funny? |
| Erich: |
What did he say? |
| Dan: |
Uh, we just talked about stuff. |
| Erich: |
Anything interesting? |
| Dan: |
Well, he just got out of jail. |
| Erich: |
Yeah I know. |
| Dan: |
How do you know that? |
| Erich: |
He called me this morning. |
| Dan: |
Oh. |
| Erich: |
And I gave him your number. |
| Dan: |
Shit, I was wondering how he got my number. |
| Erich: |
Hahahah. |
| Dan: |
Shit, you didn't want to talk to him, so you told him
to call me??? |
| Erich: |
Yeah. |
| Dan: |
You're a bastard. |
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| (later that day) |
| Terry: |
Guess who called me today? |
| Dan: |
Jose. |
| Terry: |
YEAH!! How did you know that? |
| Dan: |
Cuz he called me too. |
| Terry: |
How did he get our numbers? |
| Dan: |
Erich gave it to him. |
| Terry: |
Shit, I'm going to kick Erich's ass. |
| Dan: |
Hahaha. |
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