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Yorkdale
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Yorkdale Mall
| I went home to Toronto for the Christmas holidays. My
first day back in Toronto, I went to Yorkdale mall to buy a pair of
leather shoes. I walked into the "Feet First" store and
began my search. Some asian salesperson came up to me and asked if
I needed any help. So, we pick out a pair of shoes ($200). Here's
what happened: |
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| Girl: |
Do you want me to show you how to take care
of these shoes? |
| Dan: |
Sure. |
| Girl: |
Ok. You need to use this spray every two weeks so that your shoe
remains in good condition.
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| Dan: |
Ok, that makes sense. |
| Girl: |
You need to use this second spray whenever your shoe
gets dirty. |
| Dan: |
Ok, that makes sense. |
| Girl: |
You need to use this black shoe polish if you ever get
a scratch on your shoe. |
| Dan: |
Ok, that makes sense. |
| Girl: |
You need to put this wooden foot inside your shoes whenever
you aren't wearing your shoes. This "foot" will protect
your shoe and make sure it doesn't get wrinkles and creases. |
| Dan: |
Ok, that makes sense. |
| Girl: |
Do you want to pay by cash or credit. |
| Dan: |
Credit. |
| Girl: |
Ok...sign here. |
| Dan: |
Ok, thanks. |
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| (Dan walks out of
the store and looks at the receipt) |
| Dan: |
Yo!!! Why does the bill say $300?? Damn, I paid an
extra $100 for all those sprays and that dumb "foot"? |
| Dan: |
The damn asian chick ripped me off! |
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