I heard this story from a friend. Maybe this has happened to you too.
| Guy: |
Hi. |
| Girl: |
Hi. |
| Guy: |
So, you been here before? |
| Girl: |
No. |
| Guy: |
You like the music? |
| Girl: |
Yes. |
| Guy: |
Cool. They don't really play much hip-hop
in Chicago. |
| Girl: |
(silent) |
| Guy: |
So.....have you been to one of these asian
jams before? |
| Girl: |
No. |
| Guy: |
(silent) |
| Girl: |
(silent) |
| Guy: |
(Shit, maybe I should
buy her a drink) |
| Girl: |
(silent) |
| Guy: |
(Shit, she isn't
very talkative. Maybe she just came over here so I would buy her a
drink. Shit. What a scam. She's trying to scam me.) |
| Guy: |
So, you wanna dance? |
| Girl: |
I want a drink. |
| Guy: |
Oh. |
| Guy: |
(Hmm, should I offer
to buy her one?) |
| Girl: |
(Shit, where is that
bartender? I need a drink.) |
| Guy: |
(Damn, this girl
is such a scammer....) |
| Girl: |
(Why doesn't this
guy buy me a drink?) |
| Guy: |
(Shit, let's see
what will happen if I don't buy her a drink...) |
| (Girl orders her
drink and leaves abruptly) |
| Guy: |
Oops. I guess that's what happens if you
don't buy them a drink. Maybe I should have bought her a drink. Oh
well. She wasn't hot anyway. |
