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We're going to a Shittier Party

Erich: What are we doing afterwards?
Dan: I guess we'll hook up with Jeff.
Terry: OK.
Erich: Go call him Terry.
Terry: Fine.
Melissa: So, what are you guys doing?
Dan: We might go to another party after this one.
Melissa: You don't like my party?
Dan: Yah, you're party is good. We're just going to hook up with some friends later.
Melissa: So, you're going to go to a BETTER party?
Dan: Naw, we're going to a SHITTIER one.
 
(after we leave Melissa's party)
Erich: Shit Dan. Why did you diss Melissa's party?
Dan: What are you talking about? I didn't diss her party.
Erich: Yes you did.
Dan: How did I diss her party?
Erich: You said that her party was SHITTY.
Dan: No, I didn't.
Erich: Terry, did Dan say that Melissa's party was shitty?
Terry: Yes.
Dan: What the heck are you guys talking about? I never said that!!
Terry: I heard you say that her party was shitty!!
Dan: No I didn't.
Erich: I heard you say it too.
Dan: All I said was that we were going to a SHITTIER party after her party. That means that her party was good. And that we're going to a shitty party afterwards.
Terry: That's not what I heard.
Erich: That's not what I heard either.
Dan: What did you hear?
Erich: I heard you say that her party was shitty.
Dan: I didn't say that.
Terry: Yes you did.
Dan: Should I go back in and clarify things with her?
Terry: Naw.
Erich: Forget it.
Dan: Well, if you guys think that I said that her party was shitty, why didn't you tell me while we were still there?
Terry: I don't know.
Dan: Shit, now she's going to think that I said her party was shitty.
Erich: Oh well.
Dan: Well, just for the record, I never said her party was shitty.
Terry: That's not what I heard.
Dan: Shut up. You want to be lying on the floor?
Erich: You're going to put Terry on the floor? Yeah right.
Dan: Nahaha.
Terry: Nahaha.

 


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