| Erich: |
What are we doing afterwards? |
| Dan: |
I guess we'll hook up with Jeff. |
| Terry: |
OK. |
| Erich: |
Go call him Terry. |
| Terry: |
Fine. |
| Melissa: |
So, what are you guys doing? |
| Dan: |
We might go to another party after this one. |
| Melissa: |
You don't like my party? |
| Dan: |
Yah, you're party is good. We're just going to hook
up with some friends later. |
| Melissa: |
So, you're going to go to a BETTER party? |
| Dan: |
Naw, we're going to a SHITTIER one. |
|
|
| (after we leave Melissa's
party) |
| Erich: |
Shit Dan. Why did you diss Melissa's party? |
| Dan: |
What are you talking about? I didn't diss her party. |
| Erich: |
Yes you did. |
| Dan: |
How did I diss her party? |
| Erich: |
You said that her party was SHITTY. |
| Dan: |
No, I didn't. |
| Erich: |
Terry, did Dan say that Melissa's party was shitty? |
| Terry: |
Yes. |
| Dan: |
What the heck are you guys talking about? I never said
that!! |
| Terry: |
I heard you say that her party was shitty!! |
| Dan: |
No I didn't. |
| Erich: |
I heard you say it too. |
| Dan: |
All I said was that we were going to a SHITTIER party
after her party. That means that her party was good. And that we're
going to a shitty party afterwards. |
| Terry: |
That's not what I heard. |
| Erich: |
That's not what I heard either. |
| Dan: |
What did you hear? |
| Erich: |
I heard you say that her party was shitty. |
| Dan: |
I didn't say that. |
| Terry: |
Yes you did. |
| Dan: |
Should I go back in and clarify things with her? |
| Terry: |
Naw. |
| Erich: |
Forget it. |
| Dan: |
Well, if you guys think that I said that her party was
shitty, why didn't you tell me while we were still there? |
| Terry: |
I don't know. |
| Dan: |
Shit, now she's going to think that I said her party
was shitty. |
| Erich: |
Oh well. |
| Dan: |
Well, just for the record, I never said her party was
shitty. |
| Terry: |
That's not what I heard. |
| Dan: |
Shut up. You want to be lying on the floor? |
| Erich: |
You're going to put Terry on the floor? Yeah right. |
| Dan: |
Nahaha. |
| Terry: |
Nahaha. |