| Remember: No touching. |
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| UT: |
Whoa. |
| Steve: |
Yo, what about those two? |
| UT: |
Ok, fine.
|
| Steve: |
You sure? |
| UT: |
Yeah, yeah. Let's do it. |
| Steve: |
Ok, you go first. |
| UT: |
Me? Why me? YOU go first. I'll back you up. |
| Steve: |
No. You go!! |
| UT: |
(Damn, I need backup) Ok, fine. I'll go. You back me
up, ok? |
| Steve: |
Ok. |
| (UT follows
the girls, and prepares to talk to the hot one. He grabs her arm,
and she turns around. |
| UT: |
Hi, how's it going? |
| Girl: |
(silence). |
| UT: |
(Shit, why is she looking at me
like that?) |
| Girl: |
(Who the hell is this guy?) |
| UT: |
(Shit, she doesn't look too friendly!!) |
| Girl: |
(Why is this guy talking to me??) |
| UT: |
(Damn, why isn't she responding
to me??) |
| Girl: |
(Who is this guy?) |
| UT: |
(Hmm...maybe she didn't hear what
I said. Ok, I'll introduce myself to her.) |
| Girl: |
(This guy better not start talking
to me) |
| UT: |
I'm UT. |
| Girl: |
(I don't care.) |
| (The girl turned
around and walked away without saying a word). |
| (UT turns around
and walks back to Steve) |
| UT: |
Holy hell. I can't believe how badly I just got dissed. |
| Steve: |
It's ok, man. |
| UT: |
Where the heck were you? You were supposed to back me
up!! |
| Steve: |
Shit, sorry. |
| UT: |
Damn, she didn't even say a word to me. She just gave
me a dirty face and walked away. Damn, that was ghetto. |
| Steve: |
Hahahaha. |
| UT: |
(Damn, what'choo laughing at?) |