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Remember: No touching.
   
UT: Whoa.
Steve: Yo, what about those two?
UT:

Ok, fine.

Steve: You sure?
UT: Yeah, yeah. Let's do it.
Steve: Ok, you go first.
UT: Me? Why me? YOU go first. I'll back you up.
Steve: No. You go!!
UT: (Damn, I need backup) Ok, fine. I'll go. You back me up, ok?
Steve: Ok.
(UT follows the girls, and prepares to talk to the hot one. He grabs her arm, and she turns around.
UT: Hi, how's it going?
Girl: (silence).
UT: (Shit, why is she looking at me like that?)
Girl: (Who the hell is this guy?)
UT: (Shit, she doesn't look too friendly!!)
Girl: (Why is this guy talking to me??)
UT: (Damn, why isn't she responding to me??)
Girl: (Who is this guy?)
UT: (Hmm...maybe she didn't hear what I said. Ok, I'll introduce myself to her.)
Girl: (This guy better not start talking to me)
UT: I'm UT.
Girl: (I don't care.)
(The girl turned around and walked away without saying a word).
(UT turns around and walks back to Steve)
UT: Holy hell. I can't believe how badly I just got dissed.
Steve: It's ok, man.
UT: Where the heck were you? You were supposed to back me up!!
Steve: Shit, sorry.
UT: Damn, she didn't even say a word to me. She just gave me a dirty face and walked away. Damn, that was ghetto.
Steve: Hahahaha.
UT: (Damn, what'choo laughing at?)

 

 


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