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Mmm...tastes like Soy Milk

Steve: I'd like a burrito and some rice water.
Waittress: Ok.
Dan: Rice water? What the heck is that?
Waittress: It's rice water.
Steve: You don't know what rice water is?
Dan: No, what is it?
Steve: It's rice water.
Dan: Is it soy milk?
Steve: No! It's not soy milk. It's rice water.
Dan: So, it's not soy milk?
Steve: No.
Dan: Then what is it?
Steve: It's a sweet drink.
Dan: Let me taste a bit of your rice water.
Dan: Mmmm....it tastes good. I'll have one of those too.
Waittress: Ok.
Dan: That kind of tastes like soy milk.
Steve: No, it doesn't.
Dan: So, what is it then?
Steve: It's water from rice. I don't know.
Dan: Shit, it's the water you wash the rice with. It's the dirty water that you drain off the rice after you wash it.
Steve: You're a dumbass.
Dan: Nahaha.
Dan: Shit, it kinda tastes like soy milk.
Steve: Haha. Shut up dude.
Dan: Nahaha.

 


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