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Don't Talk To The Bums!

I can't believe this one missed the first release of my website. This was just too funny.

Angie: Ok guys. Don't talk to the bums when we walk in Times Square tonight.
Dan: Why?
Angie: Just don't talk to them.
Terry: Why not?
Angie: Cuz they'll start following us and keep asking us for money.
Dan: Just tell them "no".
Angie: They don't listen to you. They keep following you until you give them money.
Erich: Don't worry. Dan will take care of them.
Terry: Nahaha.
 
(later in Times Square)
Erich: Let's get some hot dogs.
Angie: Ok
Dan: I'll have a hot dog.
Vendor: $3.00
Dan: Shit, this is the hot dog? It's so small. This is one of those cheap hot dogs you get at the supermarket that cost 99cents for 10!!
Erich: What a rip off. Shit, NYC has shitty hot dogs.
Terry: Shit, where's the David Letterman show?
Dan: I don't know.
Terry: Erich, where is the David Letterman Show?
Erich: I don't know.
Tery: Angie, where is the David Letterman Show?
Angie: I don't know.
Bum: Hey brotha. You want to go to the David Letterman Show?
Terry: Yah.
Bum: Ok, I'm your man. I'll show you. You go that way and walk for 2 blocks. And it'll be on your left side.
Terry: Ok.
Bum: Ok, hook me up now.
Terry: What?
Bum: Hook me up with a hot dog.
Terry: Why?
Bum: C'mon brotha. I just showed you where the David Letterman Show is!! Hook me up with a hot dog.
Terry: No. I could have found the David Letterman Show myself. It's just down the block!!
Bum: C'mon brotha. Ok, just hook me up with a soda then.
Terry: No.
Bum: C'mon brotha. Ok, how 'bout hooking me up with some extra change then.
Terry: No.
Angie: Ok, let's go guys.
Bum: Hey, where are you guys going? C'mon guy. Hook me up with a dollar.
Terry: No.
Angie: Terry, stop talking to him!!! Walk in front of us. Stop talking to him!!
Dan: Hahaha.
Erich: Hahaha.

 


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