Quest for the Holy Graal
By:
Inuki **Ookami**
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Lesson 1: Don't kill kids with powerful gods.
2. Lesson 2: Don't insult big dragons with
strong flame-throwers.
3. Lesson 3: Only backstab your queen with
a "Cloak of Displacement" and a good diversion.
4. Lesson 4: Fashion sucks, unless being used
against deranged lake guardians.
5. Lesson 5: Kitchens are not the best place
to hide.
6. Lesson 6: Catnip is the strongest of all
weapons.
7. Lesson 7: Women want ugly ogres more than
anything in the world.
8. Lesson 8: Monologues are pure evil.
9. Lesson 9: Funky mime routines are nearly
as evil as monologues.
10. Lesson 10: Cocoa is spelled C-O-C-O-A.
11. Lesson 11: Never say you loved your brother
more than life.
12. Lesson 12: Never ever anger the almighty
Gazebo gods.
13. Lesson 13: Never underestimate the power
of a pointy stick.
14. Lesson 14: Critical success is guarenteed
when you are annoying the narrator.
15. Lesson 15: Would you like to talk about
it?
16. Lesson 16: Princesses who think all men
are sexist just really aren't worth saving.
17. Lesson 17: Never ever ever use the wrong
map.
18. Lesson 18: Weak stomaches and good aim
doesn't mix.
19. Lesson 19: Run from Yog-Sothoth
20. Lesson 20: Make up nice excuses for running
away if you wish to live.
21. Lesson 21: Don't shoot the exploding pineapples
with your cross-bow.
22. Lesson 22: Why *Not* to take the 100 Lb
Diamond off the altar
23. Lesson 23: Stay away from cannibals and
cross-dressing trolls
24. Lesson 24: Run from the main villain when...
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