Anyhow after hours and hours of traveling to find the princess and the dragon's cave they lost all sense of time...
"Wow, how long have we been so far lost in this forest?" our hero asked his trusty companion, William. William looked at the forest ahead, and then at his sundial-like watch device that could tell him the time, much as a watch does these days.
"About 15 minutes..." he replied.
"But I thought the narrator said that we have been lost for hours and hours!" Erm, my mistake. For minutes and minutes rather. Soon enough the pair saw a large-
"Stupid narrator" he muttered, shaking his fists at me. Anyhow, soon enough the pair found themselves in front of a large-
"Stupid narrator.." William agreed. Oh would you shut-up you two, and let me just tell the story? Please, I do need to keep this story flowing! Anyhow, the pair soon enough found themselves in front of a large, no giant, no huge, no enormous, no gargantuan, no gigantic, no-
"Shut-up and say what it is already!" screamed our hero in an angry rage. It was a large cave. And the pair entered, and found a giant slumbering beast in front of them. It was a huge dragon. It opened an eye, and look up at the two. The rocks were covered in sticks, that cracked under their feet.
"Opps! That your egg I just stood on?" laughed William. Suddenly William tripped on a stick, and dropped the lantern which they had lit upon entering.
"Anybody got a light?" and was promptly roasted like the large pompous pig he was, by the dragon. Although the dragon didn't really hurt him it was still rather funny. Soon enough William stumbled back up to his feet, and rekindled the lantern. Uuuh.. guys, I don't think that taunting the big mean dragon is a very good idea!
"Your mamma was a flame-thrower!" William angrily retorted. The dragon now just snorted at him, too incompetent to understand him.
"Boy what big teeth you have grandma!" William laughed at him. Immediately our dragon "friend" grabbed William in one claw and flung him into the wall. Immediately he stood right back up and muttered at him
"You know, wrinkle cream would really help your scaly-skin problem!" the dragon snapped it's jaws angrily at our hero's trusty and ever increasingly annoying companion.
"You must be pretty old, to have all that wrinkly skin! What are you gonna do to me? I mean how tough do you think a dragon that old is? Whack me with your walker?" and then he laughed madly, and looked at the dragon with a crazed sparkle in his eyes.
"By the way, can I date your sister? I hope she's doesn't have as wrinkly skin as you!" William mocked the dragon. The only problem was, that this dragon knew a spell. And it spoke up, and casted it immediately after raising a large claw at William.
"I baste thee in a light butter sauce!" suddenly William was covered in warm melting yellow substance, which apparently was some sort of melted butter, with a massive amount of steam coming out of it. And soon enough William was melted alive, and was nothing more than a yellow puddle.
"Stand right there for a second, while I catch my breath!" said the dragon to our young hero. In fear our young hero stood away from the dragon glancing fearfully at was once his companion.

Italicized Text = Narrator Speaking

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