"What is with those rags of your's? I mean, it's bad enough you are wearing purple with blue! It just doesn't match, no way sister, get some fashion sense! Come on! Let me take you down to a shopping center, I bet you would enjoy a mall. It would probably be alot of fun! I mean, blue and purple and white rags somehow don't go. I mean, I know you are like, a water nymph or whatever it is, what is it? Dryad, nyad, whatever, but you need some fashion tips badly! Sheesh!" Hearing this the"Wretched Terror of The Lake" screamed in agony pleading for her to stop. But she went on and on. Suddenly the curse was lifted and the Lady was released from her spell. In return for her freedom she sped to the bottom of her lake to retrieve a token from her treasure. Soon enough the other two were back to normal health, and from the bottom of the lake the dryad, or whatever she was took a thin bladed longsword, a luck sword with special qualities, and rose to the surface in a bubbling pool with the sword raised over her head. Bright sapphires ran up its silver hilt, to a white glowing blade finely crafted and gleaming brightly.

Around this time a man by the name of Joe ran around screaming the very same words
"I am a bottle cap wielding axe murderer named Jeff. Due to governement and budget/funding cut-backs I must use a bottle cap instead of an axe. I have come to invade and annoy your peacefully quiet village/city/mountain/forrest/house/country/town. Please do not dabble within my activities for then I will be forced to take persuasive actions upon you and myself and begin speaking french as in phrases like Ferme Le Busche, and other nonsensible phrases." and that was all there was. One day he disappeared, nobody knows where he went, or how they know his real name was Joe, but that was how it was.

By now the two scholars were being watched every day or two by a child who remained in their house of study. The child was nearly caught twice by the goblin caretaker, but luckily found a way to hide. While this child watched the two scholars the child learned much about the ways of lactose intolerant people, and Nibinese moneky glue, and how many chickens could be melted and shredded down and forced into a goblet or a gauntlet. But the child also learned mathematical equations to do with parallelograms and quadrilaterals that no other child of this one's age would have learned, or for that matter have been able to comprehend. The only problem was once when the child was hiding in the next door kitchen and had to go to the bathroom. The only thing nearby were the two scholars drinks, and well I will leave it at that. Anyhow the child found it didn't hide in the kitchen anymore.

A troll was chasing our young hero. Halendro The "Great" remembered that he had an arrow of chicken summoning. While the party was being chased by a troll, Halendro the "Great" decided to fire the arrow. But not at the troll, he fired at the ground, summoning a chicken which distracted the troll long enough for them to escape.

Italicized Text = Narrator Speaking

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