Soon enough our hero came upon a town.
This was the boy The Magus had wanted. But unfortunatley a large fighter leaped in front of our hero.
"I am Count Thadeus Errich! And you shall never beat me or take that child away!" and so, soon enough our hero responded in a threatening tone.
This is a throwing knife I am holding, I have had lots of practice. So, which eye won't you be needing?" and soon the fight broke out. The two fought madly. But since the Count was a supporter and friend to the children of the village every five minutes a five or six year old would stand in front of Thadeus.
"You wouldn't kill an innocent six year old, now would you?" laughed Thadeus.
"Yes, I would" and with that he stabbed the six year old how fell to the ground bleeding madly from it's wound.
"You are supposed to be the good guy! How can you be so... "
"Heartless? Cold hearted? Cruel? Wicked? Evil? Mean? Trecherous? Unpitiful? Unempathetic? Brutish? Are any of those the word you wanted?" replied our sheepish hero. He glared at our hero and angrily replied
"That's it! Now I shall tell you my life story! You see, as a young child I was very troubled, I broke into stores and things. Then, as I grew older and older I began to understand the world for what it was. I took power from magicians, and sages by mercilessly slaughtering them, soon enough I found myself stepping onto the path of wickedness. Suddenly I was weilding amazing power, and I soon found myself-"our young hero, by now was struggling in pain to keep alive, and then he actually had the gall to interrupt him with a monologue of his own.
"How come you evil villains always get to bore us with monologues? What if I have a monologue I want to recite? As a matter of fact, I do! Seventeen score and some-odd years ago, some idiot became a bad-guy who commited great evils, thus creating a whole demiplane of wannabe villains, which was a bloody stupid thing to do. Then as he continued on he made more and more wannabe villains, one of them, his distant offspring obviously became you. Now you must roam the land reciting your lame-ass life story, which nobody could really give a fuck about, nor really care all that much. So why don't you just leave us alone and-" and by now Count Thadeus Errich was lying on the ground, his eyes glazed over his face pale white and his tongue swollen and blue hanging out of his mouth. Immediately our hero grabbed the child and ran off.

Jeff soon found himself carefully stepping over large rocks and things that might trip him as he wandered through the Forest of the Spar Piz Jazz, he wandered through and came upon a sign that read "Turn right" as soon as he decided to do what the sign said finding a path to the right it read "Wrong way, go back and turn left" so he did this and found a path that took him left, as he followed it along it turned left again making him go forward as he was doing originally, There hanging from a tree was a sign that said "Don't turn left whatever you do" now obviously this must be some sort of gold or something that they (whoever they were) didn't want him to have. So he turned left.

Italicized Text = Narrator Speaking

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