Soon enough though they found another type of glue (the kind in a can that you shake and spray on) that was not made of ashes of cow guts and horse hooves, and so on and on went their arguments over what kind of glue monkeys could be made into with and without their bone marrow being included and digested by mistake by unasuming three or four year-old children and infants who were given it by their parents.

By now Scortin came upon a very powerful wizard. Who just happened to be named "The Magus".He casted Crystal Brittle on Excalibur and his other swords so they shattered. except Excalibur which lost all it's sharpness for the fight. So he picked up a stick from the ground and yelled to the wizard,
"I with my pointy stick will mildly annoy you!" and he Then proceeded to poke the wizard excessively with the stick. It worked too! Being poked, the wizard could not concentrate on any spells, and soon he stopped poking him and beat him to a pulp. Scortin searched him and got a magical ring including one that enchants your weapon to make is stronger. So from then on, since he could not replace his weapons until he got to a town, so he would shout out at his opponents,
"I with my magicallu enchanted pointy stick will mildly annoy you!" Miraculously he survived the quest, but he kept the stick after he finally arrived at a town. And when he arrived in this town he saw an orc terrorizing the city. A preist walked up to him and tapped him on the shoulder. The orc turned around and the preist said to the orc quiet clearly
"Is ignorance really bliss, or are you just faking it? Do you realize that you are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot?"
The response was a grunted "What?" from the orc. And that was all.Soon enough the orc left after terrorizing the village.

"Ohhhh, it's the IRON wand that shoots fireballs and the IVORY one that heals" said the young mage who was trying to learn to fight. He had pulled out the ivory wand by mistake. Immediatley he pulled out the iron one and began shooting this evil knight who was attacking him. Soon enough the knight retreated. By now our young hero came upon a band of elves in the midst of a fight. They were all fighting because their elf queen and her baby (who was the only male royalty alive) had been captured and were taken to an altar to be sacrificed by giant lizard-like creature under the orders of an evil magician. Even though the elves were vastly outnumbered they decided to attack the reptilemen (luckily for them the evil magician hadn't shown up yet). Immediatley our heroic young hero leapt into battle with his comapanions, except Halendro who just sat on the side. In the midst of the combat Halendro made a brave act and said
"I'm going to dodge between all the enemies and run to the sacrifice altar narrator!" Sure... if you can score a critical success! And I looked very happy. The crazed Hal scored the damn-Ed critical success, ran to the alter, and jumped onto it. As he was unable to carry both the child and woman he resolutely grabbed the infant and yelled to our young hero

Italicized Text = Narrator Speaking

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