CURRENT ISSUE

• Rice ends World starvation, Middle East violence
• Queen Elizabeth celebrates remarkably unremarkable rule
• Orangytan in court over monkey business.

ISSUE 1.

• Big Brother 28AD heads towards an dull, non shocking conclusion
• Incapable Drivers Make For Hilarious Viewing
• One year on: the Colorado Explorer tragedy
• NASA Face Their Biggest Challenge Yet: Robowars 2003

ISSUE 2.

• Stay tuned for another hilarious episode of : "The Sanctions".
• My Arse: If it isn't another unionist selling out to privatisation!
• Terrorists thank the media for their dedicated coverage of Bigley kidnapping  
• Iraqi prisoners insist: "We aren't into this sh*t."
• Mixed media messages make for teenage temptresses trouble.

ISSUE 3.

• Shock revelation: Right wing party may harbour xenophobic feelings
• Bush discovers irrefutable proof of Martian WMD
• Outrage at MP's truth-telling gaff.

ISSUE 4.

• Welcome to the friendliest Tourist Information office in the world.
• Regular criminal becomes master criminal thanks to TV education
• No food at the desk rule stretched to breaking point.
• Lord Of The Rings DVD review by Geoff T Orc.
• Concerned citizen unable to absorb any more Michael Moore material.

ISSUE 5.

• Election special: Democracy triumphs as president 90% of the world hates is re-elected.
• Scottish FA condone racist chants with wall of silence
• Publicita Turisitca: Guide to Venice
• Girl reacts badly to tacky tattoo translation
• White middle class boys don't get to...Keep it real.

ISSUE 6.

• InternaTional News sensationalism: How does the family feel?
• We are an equal opportunities martyrdom recruitment agency
• 'ools and 'orses first draft gets drastic revision

ISSUE 7

• Operation "Phantom fury" inspires a sense of tranquillity in Falluja.
• Cruise and Travolta take on unbelievable plot.
• UK weather; a lot worse than in Europe.
• Argument for Eugenics strengthened by Jordan and Peter Andre documentary.

ISSUE 8.

• Charles gets it right? Surely not?
• HRH broadcast bigs up the UK massif.
• Pro hunt lobby reports : Democratic decision an affront to democracy (!?!)

ISSUE 9.

• A very British condition.
• Electronic data recorders- why not?
• Don't they know it's Christmas CD promotion time?
• What does it mean to be Scottish anyway?

ISSUE 10.

• Harry gets it wrong? Surely not?
• Bush declares war on planet earth against planet earth.
• Burglars' rights, burglars' wrongs.

ISSUE 11.

• Election not-so-special special

ISSUE 12.

• Health watch special : CBS and OFS.
• Non news special

ISSUE 13.

• Fear and loathing in Glas'vegas and London.
• G8 Hippycrits demand tax increase
• Britain unites, Blair declared national hero.

ISSUE 14.

• Spot the difference : plane crash special
• Government streamline lawmaking process

ISSUE 15.

• St George and the wagon- all the best?
• Liberals in denial of alcoholic-ism
• Terrorism pragmatism and peace: Justice for Irish "freedom fighters"?

ISSUE 16.

• "100 best shows" show doesn't feature itself.
• Iran: peaceful moderate wannabe atom splitters?
• Al-cahal claims another victim.

ISSUE 17.

• Blair: there should be a law to stop people like me.
• Deepcut Inquiry reveals Nicholas Blake QC is the next Russell Grant.
• Norman Kember reports SAGA holidays to ABTA.

ISSUE 18.

• Front page news: Foreign "prisoner" captured.
• Is it healthy to allow victims to totally negate personal responsibility?
• Football club chairman has deep difficulty in understanding term "sectarianism"

IISSUE 19.

• Don't Panic - terror threats made public
• Orangytan in court over monkey business
• Football club chairman has deep difficulty in understanding term "sectarianism"

ISSUE 20.

• National identity for sale (and African toddlers)
• Amish School Massacre
• National Burka debate part 1