Audra's Aqua Teen Hunger Force Page

ATHF airs Sundays at 11:45 PM on Cartoon Network.

This page is dedicated to that fabulous animated series about a detective team made up of a milkshake, a meatball, and a box of french fries, who never really solve any crimes so much as hang out in their neighbor's swimming pool in New Jersey. At first, I only watched Aqua Teens because it was on Adult Swim along with "Sealab 2021" and "The Brak Show," but it really grew on me over the weeks. Now I love this show. Usually there's one line from each ATHF episode that is so classic that it becomes part of my repertoire for at least that whole week. And it's usually one of Shake's, my favorite Adult Swim character. I had to mention those lines here on the index page, and then the links have all the great quotes for that episode, and occasionally a whole transcript.

 

ATHF Schedule

"On the Moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with Moonrocks."

Update 10/9/04: Hello, Aqua Teen fans! I love that this site has become so popular. I am getting mail daily, and I know I haven't updated in ages. So I took some time today to transcribe one of the newer episodes for which I was getting a ton of requests (one of my all-time favorites as well) "Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary"! Enjoy! I hope to have more updates soon.

Update 11/30/04: I just posted two fan-written transcripts, which reminds me to plead, if any of you have no life - LOL - and are willing to write a transcript for me for any of the episodes, I would be happy to post them on the site and credit you. Keep them coming please!

 

ATHF Episode List and Quotes


Season 1

Ep. 1 - Rabbot - full transcript

Ep. 2 - Escape from Leprauchpolis - full transcript

Ep. 3 - Bus of the Undead

Ep. 4 - The Mooninites - "You are about not to have a mouth, and I mean it! I'LL RIP IT OFF!" (Shake) other favorite quotes
transcript by dark child

Ep. 5 - Balloonenstein - "Do what now?" (Meatwad)

Ep. 6 - Space Conflict from Beyond Pluto - "You don't own space, so stop acting like you do." (Shake)
- favorite quotes
transcript by lawrence

Ep. 7 - Ol' Drippy - "...so I can slap *that* right out of your hand!" (Shake) other favorite quotes

Ep. 8 - Revenge of the Mooninites - "You're a...Dirty White Boy." (Ignignot)

Ep. 9 - MC Pee Pants - This one has two: "Now who has the material? Nobody! Cuz he just made me do THIS!" (Shake) and "Oh nizz-ice. That's just grizz-eat." (MC Pee Pants). Here's the full transcript.

Ep. 10 - Dumber Dolls - "COMMENCE TO JIGGLIN'!" (Jigglebilly) other favorite quotes

Ep. 11 - Bad Replicant - "What do you want us to do, sign your freaking yearbook?!" (Oglethorpe the Alien) other favorite quotes

Ep. 12 - Circus - "When did YOU get all this attitude? Cuz I DON'T NEED IT!" (Shake)

Ep. 13 - Love Mummy - Shake had a couple of his classic lines this episode, but I had to award the prize to Meatwad's "Oh, here's another idea. Hell, no." other favorite quotes

Ep. 14 - Dumber Days - "Yeah, well, Dracula called and he's coming over tonight for you and I said okay." (Shake) full transcript (by request)

Ep. 15 - Interfection - "Oh I'm sorry. I didn't realize that I was in the Supreme frickin' Court here. Should I have my lawyer present for my frickin' TRIAL!?" (Shake)

Ep. 16 - PDA - "I WILL RUIN THIS HOUSE WITH MY ANGER!" (Shake) other favorite quotes

Ep. 17 - Mail Order Bride - "The reason for the season, is pleasin'." (Shake)

Ep. 18 - Cybernetic Ghost - "THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO..." (The cybernetic ghost of Christmas past from the future) full transcript

 

Season 2

Ep. 19 - Super Birthday Snake - "If you need anything, you know who to look to--someone else." (Carl) other favorite quotes

Ep. 20 - Super Hero "This is too busy! This is ALL TOO BUSY!" (Shake) other favorite quotes

Ep. 21 - Super Bowl - "Well, NO ONE...ESCAPES the--from the...ALKATRAZ!" (Shake) other favorite quotes

Ep. 22 - Super Computer - "Pizza time! Pizza time!" (Shake and Meatwad) other favorite quotes

Ep. 23 - Super Model - full transcript

Ep. 24 - Super Spore -"Get your hellin' damnin' ass back in that bitchin' damn room, damn it!" (Meatwad) other favorite quotes

Ep. 25 - Sir Loin - quotes coming soon

Ep. 26 - Super Squatter - quotes coming soon

Ep. 27 - Meatzone - quotes coming soon

 

Ep. 31 - Revenge of the Trees - "He tried to hit me, Daddy--not like you do, in an EXTRA-mean way! " (Shake)
other favorite quotes

Ep. 32 - Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary - "Well mostly I was dealing with the maid who answers the phone at his house, but I have told Consuela several times…he’s getting a Post-It on the fridge, I do know that." (Shake), and
"Hey, Zakk Mild, let’s kick it up a notch. What do you want, a drink? You need some pills? Need me to get some bitches?" (Shake)
full transcript

Ep. 37 - Frat Aliens - "It hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat." (DP, the Frat Alien)"
other favorite quotes

 

Season 3

Ep. 43 - Video Ouija - "This is a piece of crap. In fact, I may destroy it." (Shake)
other favorite quotes

 
I am Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
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