Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quotes

Frat Aliens

Carl's Answering Machine: This is Carl. Leave me a message, or leave me alone. Either way, I don't care. ...Unless this is Mom, in which case, Happy Mother's Day. BEEP!

Skeeter, the Frat Alien: This is beat. Total sausage party...I think. But we're outta here. Come on, DP, let's go.
DP, the Frat Alien: Well, what else is open? Besides your mouth...when you're like kissing on some gay dude and like holding his muscles, cuz his arms just are like wrapped around you...and you feel like so safe cuz you're like, you know, not like you're gay or nothin' but God you just want to like bury yourself in his chest and just live there forever.


Shake: Somebody's a little "bi-curious."
Meatwad: I ain't no "bi-curious"! I'm a man's man!
Shake: Well, not anymore. I've planted the seed of doubt!
Meatwad: You don't say that! I'm a man! And if you all need me I'm going to be in the garage, hanging sheetrock.
Shake: Look at the way he rolls...
Meatwad: Where's my chewin tobacco?
Shake: ...Just like a woman.

DP, the Frat Alien: Wake and bake, dude, wake and bake. Are you holdin?
Frylock: No.
DP, the Frat Alien: Did William Holden come to the party?
Frylock: No.
DP, the Frat Alien: You got Holden Caulfield in there, man?
Frylock: No, WE don't do that here.

Shake: Yo, DP, this G.D.I. wants to know what I'm doing. What should I tell him? That we're gonna kick his ass?


Shake: Dude, show him that sweet lung tat you got. Wait til you see this. This is so awesome.
DP, the Frat Alien: Had to do it on the inside or my Dad would totally kill me. Had to get wasted cuz it hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat.

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