Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quotes
Frat Aliens
Carl's Answering Machine: This is Carl. Leave me a message, or leave me alone. Either way, I don't care. ...Unless this is Mom, in which case, Happy Mother's Day. BEEP!
Skeeter, the Frat Alien: This is beat. Total sausage party...I think. But we're outta here. Come on, DP, let's go.
Shake: Somebody's a little "bi-curious."
Meatwad: I ain't no "bi-curious"! I'm a man's man!
Shake: Well, not anymore. I've planted the seed of doubt!
Meatwad: You don't say that! I'm a man! And if you all need me I'm going to be
in the garage, hanging sheetrock.
Shake: Look at the way he rolls...
Meatwad: Where's my chewin tobacco?
Shake: ...Just like a woman.
DP, the Frat Alien: Wake and bake, dude, wake and bake. Are you holdin?
Frylock: No.
DP, the Frat Alien: Did William Holden come to the party?
Frylock: No.
DP, the Frat Alien: You got Holden Caulfield in there, man?
Frylock: No, WE don't do that here.
Shake: Yo, DP, this G.D.I. wants to know what I'm doing. What should I tell him? That we're gonna kick his ass?
Shake: Dude, show him that sweet lung tat you got. Wait til you see this. This
is so awesome.
DP, the Frat Alien: Had to do it on the inside or my Dad would totally kill me. Had to get
wasted cuz it hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat.