Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quotes
Super Hero
Dr. Weird: Steve!
Steve: Yeah?
Dr. Weird: Pick up that stick, and slowly, and
carefully now...AGITATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE!
Steve: Aw, HELL no!
Meatwad: Hello, Japan? Yes, connect me to Godzilla, please.
Shake: You know, the Drizzle...when he was, uh...as
a kid, he was bitten by a thirsty worm in a science lab accident, eh, radioactive
stuff. ...I don't know how it happened, but I swear from the day on, he was
able to manipulate the rain, and THAT is FRESH.
Frylock: Rain?
Shake: Yeah! For justice! ...You know, when the
villains try to do stuff, he's like, you know, like a rain out...rain it out!
Justice "rains" supreme!
Frylock: Yeah...that's deep Shake.
Shake: Yeah, see then they gotta pick another day
to do the crime and, he'd rain it out again! He's--so he's a step ahead. Finally,
they can't schedule their deeds of, uh, you know, misdoing. They just get tired.
Frylock: Wow, you know, that's really, amazingly
lame.
Shake: Yeah...it sounded cooler last week. ...WHOA!
I heard he has LASER feet! That's COOL, right? I ask ya!
Frylock: Well, you know, you would think that if
he got bit by a radioactive worm, he would have some sort of burrowing powers
or something like that, right?
Shake: Well he--he could do that too, I mean, you
know, none of it's written in stone. I mean he's, you know, he's BAD! To the
BONE! His LASER bones!
Frylock: Yeah, well, thanks for the Drizzle Phone.
I'll be sure to contact him if we ever need to dig a hole in the yard or anything
like that.
Shake: Okay, I'll be in the crawlspace if you need
him.
Meatwad: Howdy villans! It's me Mr. Mister. When I get pissed, you get mist.
(By request from Nick)
Shake: You can expect a forecast of VENGEANCE in the very near future.