Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quotes

Ol' Drippy

Frylock: Get in here and look at this! You ever heard of a damn refrigerator or a freakin' trashcan? You've got three raw chickens in here on the floor! A dog wouldn't even take a crap in here!

Shake: That room is dead to me now.

Meatwad: (introducing his "dolls") This here's Vanessa (an apple). I know she looks like an apple, but she's actually a full-grown woman, and she fell in love with her boyfriend, Dewy, here (a papertowl roll), and they go off into outer space and then they get married.

Ol' Drippy: Meatwad, do you have any *real* dolls?
Meatwad: Well, real dolls cost money, and I'd just rather use the unlimited power of my imagination...cuz I ain't got no damn money.

Frylock: What are you doing with that gutter?
Shake: What are you doing with that beard, huh? Answer that, scientist!

Ol' Drippy: Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that.

Shake: Yeah, get a rag, so I can slap *that* right out of your hand!

Shake: Oh yeah, he's nice now, but don't come looking for me when he's burying your bodies out in the desert.

Ol' Drippy: Close your eyes, Meatwad:
Shake: Leave your eyes open, Meatwad. I want to horrify you into a coma.

Frylock: He pushed you out of the way of that truck.
Shake: Listen, he's in a better place.
Frylock: He's in the grille of a truck!
Meatwad: He was my best friend.
Shake: Yeah, well then you should know something. When he was pushing me he mentioned something about not liking you. I clearly heard that.
Meatwad: Did he really?
Shake: That stuck out.
Meatwad: Well, I guess I'll have one of those wings then. Gimme one.
Shake: Here, fetch.
Meatwad: Where's the meat? This is a bone!
Shake: Go make a doll outta that!

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