Super Computer Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quotes
Super Computer
Carl: Okay, Candy, I guess we're NOT in America. I guess I'm not ALLOWED to pay for sex with pennies.
Frylock: Gentlemen, the Ugich M't'achh!
Shake: Frylock, come on. Are you really gonna call
it that?
Frylock: Well yeah, I mean, that's the Klingon
word for superior galactic intelligence, and that's what this is.
Shake: Superior galactic grandma after eating a
block of cheese, smoking three packs of cigarettes, amd drinking a quart of
milk--DISGUSTING, that's the word.
Frylock: Well, I invented it, and I can call it
what I want!
Shake: Fine! Hey, good luck with the casual sex.
I mean it, no, cuz you won't get it--not with that name. Anyway, go on. I'm
sorry to interrupt.
Frylock: Meatwad, what do you think?
Meatwad: My butt itches.
Frylock: Alright, alright, fine. What should I
call it then?
Shake: Bad-ass Mother!
Meatwad: No, Snoopy, or Schroeder--one of them
two.
Shake: Bad-ass Mother 4000!
Meatwad: The Red Baron
Shake: Twice as fast as your ass!
Shake: You're a witch, and you made it disappear
with your evil magic!
Meatwad: He's a witch?
Frylock: I'm not a witch.
Shake: Oh yeah, don't look at him wrong. He'll
shrink your head to the size of a pea, I've seen it!
Frylock: Look, the hard drive spun so fast it sent
the computer back in time.
Shake: To the time of WITCHES, where you once LIVED!
Bring forth the steaks! You shall burn for your beliefs, WITCH!! (doorbell rings)
My pizza's here! Pizza time! Pizza time!
Meatwad: It's all starting to add up now, isn't
it? The levitation, the eeeevil book reading, them cream cookies you always
eating. You a damn witch!
Frylock: Oh yeah? Well whatcha gonna do about it?
Meatwad: ....Eat pizza. Pizza time! Pizza time!
Oog: Hello. Me Oog.
Shake: Aw, did you go to Viet Nam, Oog? Oh, hang
on, let me shed some tears for your fake plastic toes.
Frylock: Leave the room now.
Shake: Oh I will. And I won't be here when he tells
you how sick his family is, and that's why he has to inhale all the freon from
the fridge.
(by request of Ryan)
Shake: That is the shizz-NITE!
Shake: I gotta go. And he did it.
Inignot: Did you hear what I said, Denver, or should I turn it up for you?