Here enlies a composition of years worth of work. Here you will find a list of some of the stupidest, dumbest, randomest shit ever said...
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THE BEST PICK UP LINE OF ALL TIME:
IS THAT A KEG IN YOUR PANTS... CUZ I'D LIKE TO TAP THAT $#*t!

CLOSE SECOND:
"OH NICE LEGS... WHAT TIME ARE THEY OPEN?"

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