Eggie's Quotes
�Who�s dick is sticking out of me? WHOSE!?!�
-Matt Eggenberger (You�ll have to ask him)
�Nipples? I like nipples�
-Matt Eggenberger
�I love BUSH�
-Matt Eggenberger (Referring to the President of the United States� I think)\
�Dumpy Dick!�
-Matt Eggenberger (Apparently it�s an insult)
�They�d have to be primed, cuz you�re not getting in there when they�re dry�
-Matt Eggenberger (Long story)
�Damn Democrats are in cahoots with the midgets!�
-Matt Eggenberger
�It just gets weird and then its like� �Man this is really fucking weird�
-Matt Eggenberger
�What�s more important than watching friends?�
-Matt Eggenberger
�I�m stuck in the vice-ass�
-Matt Eggenberger (Good ol� Asshole)
�You should�ve told him to put it on his ass�
-Matt Eggenbergers� Mother (It is a long story, Matt was on vacation with his family in Chicago and they visited the �GAP� and many of the people there were
obviously gay, so when Matt was offered a sticker in a really lispy-like voice� Matt�s Mother couldn�t resist)
�You Cockbutt!�
-Matt Eggenberger
�Damn Midgets are ruining it for everybody�
-Matt Eggenberger
�Happy Go Fucky�
-Matt talking about a movie
�That is an ass-load of sausage!�
-Matt Eggenberger (He�ll claim he was referring to DaVanni�s� but I�ve heard different on the street if you know what I mean)
�You eat shit, I eat brownies�
-Matt Eggenberger (What more can you say?)
�Where would one procure a live gnome?�
-Matt Eggenberger (Referring to the Progressive Car insurance commercial� I think?)
�He�s ruining the shit!�
-Matt Eggenberger (It�s Matt� have pity on him)
�It�s like dude�. � are these nuts or ovaries?��
-Matt Eggenberger (A long conversation started by talking �bout that chick from True Lies�' Jamie Lee Curtis)
�I�m always up for the a-hole!�
-Matt Eggenberger (Referring to cards� he he)
�I like brown�. shit�
-Matt Eggenberger (The context I cannot recall)
�I just don�t�. do wood�
-Matt Eggenberger (Referring to woodworking projects that my brother had been working on)
"You cock it and the fucking thing won't blow"
-Mate Eggenberger (Referring to the cheesy air guns that shoot the plastic BBs, but damn was it funny!)
"I'll give it to her... ... Then I'll take it!!!"
-Matt Eggenberger (I say let him explain this one... cuz it ain't my job)
"You can only learn asshole by doing"
-Matt Eggenberger (In context actually would have been clean)
"The Japanese ones all have small ones"
-Matt Eggenberger (Referring to the "small" packets they handed out at the
Autoshow.... All I got to say to that is "Touch�")
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