Lauren's Quotes
"I wonder if sperm get drunk"
-Lauren (???)
�All I wanted to do was fuck you Kate�
-Lauren (Referring to Asshole, I think?)
"Or I'd threaten to fart... cuz girls don't like that!"
-Lauren (describing techniques used to stop her sister from picking on her)
�Tim! Quit Cramming parts of your body in small spaces!�
-Lauren (While we were sitting on her bed watching cruel intentions on Valentines Day� Need I say more?)
�Argh� You kissed my boob�
-Lauren
�Tim, why are your nuts on my ass?�
-Lauren (referring to Tim�s honey roasted nuts)
�Are you ready, Tim? This is going to be ORGASMIC�
- Lauren, while putting Herbal Essences in my hair after she dyed it.
"Your ass is like INCOGNITO... its like 'now you see me and now you don't' "
- Lauren (The sad thing is how she said this to me with such a straight face)
"You aren't helpless, come on you've been to the state fair"
-Lauren (To me... back in the day... can't believe I wrote it down!!! ...and am now referencing it... sad)
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