Andy's Quotes
I think it is important to note that Andy likes to do tons of stupid things,
but doesn't really say a whole lot of stupid stuff. Which I am
currently developing a cure for. Andy, you're going down
buddy!
�Do her fucking thing and stick it in there!�
-Andrew (I honestly have no idea guys)
�I think I have a pen in my sack�
-Andrew (I think he meant his backpack?)
�Shit like that gets me invited into the girls bathroom�
-Andrew (I�m sure there is a story behind this, but I haven�t bothered to ask)
"Naw, I saved myself last summer."
-Andrew (Referring to how he decided not to date Lauren last summer)
"You open, you blow, you swallow"
-Andrew (Explaining the proper way to eat a flaming marshmallow, or so you'd think?)
"Don't jizz on my meat"
-Andrew (Referring to how "excited" Eggie looked while playing with the KABOBS)
"Its packed in the back"
-Andrew (Referring to my backpack... I think)
"I'd finger your holes"
-Andrew (???... I think it was one of those "snappy comebacks" I'm pretty sure we were bowling at the time)
"Tim, you and I have created many skanky noises"
-Andrew (He was referring to things like the chipmunk sound... but it sure doesn't seem like it does it???)
"There is NO way that we'd ever date! .... No offense"
-Andrew (Talking to Kate while on our camping trip)
"What pillow??? My hand???"
-Andrew (Theres really just no excuse for that is there?)
"Serioulsy Lauren... we have enough batteries to power 10 dildos for 28 million days!"
-Andrew (Seem like a wierd thing to say to you?)
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