Timmy's Quotes
�I think any pubes inside of you is too many�
-Tim
�Brigley! Brigley! Brigley!�
-Tim (Saying it with such frustration with a Nixon-like head shake)
�I�m soo covered in shit� I can�t see my� bah! I�m soo covered in shit!�
-Tim
�Stick it in my mouth and I will chew it�
-Tim (I don�t know what I was referring to, don�t want to either)
�There�s a curled up penis on the floor�
-Tim (Andy was curled up on the floor� sigh� long story)
�I�m sure she�s a nice person, horrible driver��
Tim (Referring to Jessica Brigley *who else?*)
�Does Pete think this conversation is silent?�
-Tim
�I don�t want a curly penis in my face�
-Tim (Kate�s hair was wet, then it froze and as she sat on my lap� it looked like a curly penis� eww)
�I wish I could be a little girl again�
Tim (Honestly I have no idea what I was talking about)
�You�re a tootsie roll! Wherever I go, whatever I see, becomes a tootsie roll to me�
-Tim (I thought it was a sweet thing to say to a girl� my bad)
�I use Tim(Other Tim)�s Mom�s diaphragm as a protective force-field�
-Tim (We used to talk a lot of sh*t about Tim's mother)
�This one�s for WHAM!�
-Tim (This is what I belted out as I broke the bell at Arbys. Hey! I like WHAM? And the bell says ring if you had great service� WHAM made my trip
worthwhile� well that and breaking the bell)
�Your balls are bunched together, mine just suck�
-Tim (Referring to a billiards game)
�My vibrator sucks!�
-Tim (Referring to my cell-phone)
�If a girl wants to screw, let her screw�
-Tim (I was referring to screwing in a gate for our slalom course� or was I?)
�I may be in my room trying to sleep� but in reality I am thinking unconsciously about something I wish I were not conscious of� I think?�
-Tim
�Don�t dent my shaft�
-Tim (No matter how hard I try to convince them, I was talking about my pool cue)
�I think it�d be better to have a cumulative spooge room.�
-Tim (I seem to get grosser everyday)
�Elephant tit ass?!?�
-Tim (Someone was talking about a disorder called elephantitis and I misheard)
�Thank god I have a nice firm ass�
-Tim (Spit out in a fit of narcissism)
�Quit swinging your pole around�
-Tim
�I totally crotched your pole!�
-Tim
�His spooge is like dairy creamer�
-Tim (I honestly have no idea guys)
�No its really�. �..BUS STOP!�
-Tim (I tried to explain something for which I was too retarded to explain)
"People would pay me to eat my bake"
-Tim (I really should start sounding things out, before I blurt them out)
"I love the fishes cuz they're soo delicious. Gone Gold Fishing..... And by 'fishes' I mean sweet sweet pussy"
-Tim (Two gorgeous girls walked into the store... and the next thing you know... I said that... not to them of course.... Can someone please
tell me what the hell is wrong with me???"
"And I'd be a HUGE vagina... I pray that I never see eye to eye with a 160lb vagina"
-Tim (What can I say to defend this? Honestly?)
"Is there a hole in my ass? Well ... Ya know... other than my real ass"
-Tim
"I'm off to the bathroom... forgive me if I come a minute late"
-Tim (We were in the poker tourney... I didn't want to keep them waiting...)
"Wanna come over here and swallow my pride?"
-Tim (Me and sexual puns and suggestion....)
"She's a stubby penis"
-Tim (I don't remember, and I don't want to remember...)
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