Special Guests
"Aww... I tore her open!"
-Dan Christopher
"Pretty sure I don't have crabs! YAY!"
-Sarah (You'll have to ask her... Cuz...)
"Just because I'm moody...doesn't mean you're not irritating."
-Anonymous Girl On The Bus
"If you drill a hole in the center of an ice-cube, will it heat up the room?"
-Kristi Kemp (Another example of the well known 'Kristi Kemp-Effect'; Questions? Ask Dustin)
�I�m not sexually active, I just lie there�
-Some girl in my Alcohol and College Life Course
�All these honkies make me sick!�
-Mark Blegen (about Colorado)
�If fish is good enough for Jesus� it�s good enough for you!�
-Dustin Linn (Referring to a time where Matt mis-ordered at Wendy�s and got a fish sandwich and argued with them to change it for FOREVER and Dustin
couldn�t take it anymore)
�If I were a guy I would have such a boner right now!�
-Jenny Hoel
�I�m headed to sleepy�
-Jenny Hoel
�Tim, your hair looks like grandma pubes�
-Aaron Weixel (Referring to Tim Montgomery, not me)
�Holy bucket of yes!�
Aaron Weixel
�Hey it�s not my fault you took advise from a retard, I just threw it out there��
-Aaron Weixel
�Tim, as a representative of the black race in woodbury, where does a black man go to get his hair cut?�
-Mr. Bina (Our Woodbury High School Band Director, sad thing is� he was serious)
�I prefer black hose�
-Mr. Bina (Our Woodbury High School Band Director, referring to what the girls should wear to the concert, but GD was that funny!)
�I�m just glad that Carl and Tennely are together for now�
-Matthew Peterson (Said during his Best Man�s speech to Carl and Tennely, during their wedding)
�That�s a full boat of 69�s�
-Dustin Linn (Referring to that same hand)
�Klein will poop for me!�
-Matthew Peterson (I have no idea what he was talking about, and frankly I don�t wanna know)
�Oscar is humping the blanket! Yea Oscar!�
-Matthew Peterson
�Do you have shit in your back?�
-Dustin (I think he was trying to talk about Matt having �shit� in the back of his car� but there was no way to infer that he was talking about Matt�s car.)
�That was creepy pete, he comes by from time to time�
-Matthew Peterson
�I�m sorry I showed you Tim�s ass�
-Matthew Peterson
�Suck Me!�
-Jeff Langford (Said to Jamie Reski during Asshole, it was a Freudian slip)
�Tim, why does your hair look like you just had sex?�
-Alison
�If I were still in high school, imagine how many girls I would wreck!�
-Matthew Peterson (He was drunk, I forgive him)
"Dog-pedaling through the sauce that is Kummet"
-Kristin Kummet (I told her she was "saucy"... then all hell broke loose)
"I need to make a family!"
-Kathryn Perkins (Well, I guess she was referring to the game Sims that we were just playing.... THANKFULLY!)
"I wanna do that giant penis"
-Dustin Linn (Talking about how we want to get back at one of our dear friends. But it sure as hell don't sound like that does it?)
"My tongue would go raw from licking that damn stick"
-Aaron Weixel (You have to give Aaron a little credit, he was referring to Fun Dip)
"I've gotten used to the vibrator... I don't feel it anymore"
-Kathryn (Sometimes you just gotta wonder.... atleast she was talking about her cell)
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