Quotes From The Media
"Bush orders tube re-inserted"
-KARE 11 News (It was about President Bush and a medical issue... but it was too funny to hold back)
"I'm not balding, I'm getting head"
-A Bumper Stick Sampson Saw
�Eat Bush�
-The Dike(leading the anti-war protest)�s T-Shirt
�To alcohol, the source of, and the solution to� all of life�s problems�
-Homer Simpson
�I�m out like a deaf kid in musical chairs!�
-Anonymous
�Like a monkey weaned off crack�
-The Wake (A UMN Newspaper)
�Don�t Die Mom, Son Tells Victim in Fruitless Plea�
-The Pioneer Press
Max: �My teacher tells me real beauty is on the inside�
Fletcher: �That�s just something ugly people say�
(Found in Jim Carrey�s �Liar Liar�)
�It feels peepee-ish!�
-The Lil� Girl In The New Pampers Commercial
�We Buy Ugly Houses�
-Homevestors (I understand this, but seriously�)
�I saw you go over the Washington Avenue bridge. It had hair and a backpack. I hope this is specific enough�
-Anonymous Daily Entries
�Thanks for the rides. Maybe we�ll have a different kind later�
-Anonymous Daily Entries
�Hey� next time you take a bath @ 5am, maybe you should wear floaties. Who takes baths anyway?�
-Anonymous Daily Entries
�Kim- When are you going to rub my ass?�
-Anonymous Daily Entries
�Love is a sensation that is caused by temptation where a guy sticks his location in a ladies destination to increase the population of the next
generation! Do u get my explanation? Would you like a demonstration?�
-Anonymous
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