Quotes Happen(duos and trios)
Kathryn: "Do you still have to pee???"
Tim: "Yep"
Kathryn: "YAY!!!!!"
Tim: "I think if my mom called me 'Vagina' at birth I would be one."
Kathryn: "I don't think I'd live up to being called a penis"
Tim: "Sure you could, you'd just be a foot taller... You could fulfill the prophecy"
Kathryn: "I just thought how you could fulfill the prophecy of being a vagina... You would be wet and sticky! ....
.... .... So if you started calling me 'Penis' you would I grow?"
Tim: "Only when you're excited"
(Yea... I was explaining the phenominon of how people become what they are named. And things went a little too far)
Tim: "I threw her at ya"
Jesse: "Her? Your shoe has taken on feminine qualities? That means you walk all over women all day long!"
Gregg: "Hey... They are shutting down the European Grind"
Tim: "Maybe its gonna be the Brittish Grind"
Sampson: "Maybe its gonna be the Chinese Grind"
Gregg: "Maybe its gonna be the Bangkok Grind!"
Tim: �Oh my god, she�s totally fucking that chair!�
Matt: �It�s like� �yea why don�t you fuck that chair a little more?� "
Tim Klein: �If I could have a PhD in anything, I�d want it to be sex. I mean what do you need a job for?�
Andy Sampson: �To pay for condoms!�
Ashley: "You'd have to wear that under a pair of jeans or something, though."
Lauren: "Yeah, or it would look like I have a huuuuuuge bush."
(Another example of Lauren not thinking before talking, she does it a lot doesn't she???)
Brian: "Why did you park over there?"
Lauren: "I don't know, because I like it in the bush"
(Don't ask me... I guess she just isn't very bright???)
�Cottage Grove!!!!�
-Tim Klein, Gregg Jager, and Matt Eggenberger (Referring to the hotchick on that ridiculous TV show where you rate the hot girls� The girl turned out to be
one of the girls Matt had been drooling over in his Biology class)
Tim Montgomery: �Seems like Tim is getting a little too close�
Gregg Jager: �That�s because Tim�s thinking its about time the two Tim�s become one� (Don�t worry� I�m confused too)
Dustin Linn: �So wait! Why is the color of fuck red?�
Matt Eggenberger: �Things get red in the fuck!�
Lauren: �So Tim, I heard you started smoking�
Tim: �I dunno, but I think I�m smoking right now!�
Jager: �Michael Jackson and Madonna are basically the same�
Tim: �Yep. They�re both white women�
Jager: �One of them molests boys�
Tim: �They both do�
Jager: �They do?�
Tim: �Well, I�d like to think so!�
Weixel: "You're a dick!"
Dan: "So you eat dick!"
Weixel: "No"
Dan: "Well you are what you eat"
Weixel: "I'm a cannabalistic penis!"
Andy: "I'm nice to my penis"
Gregg: "I treat mine like a son."
Dustin: "I treat mine like a daughter.... I beat it."
Laura: "Is that going on the quote page?"
Tim: "What? My legs are too long for her?"
Kathryn: "Maybe something else is!"
(I love this girl.... he he)
Laura: "Did I ever tell you about the guy who can fit his penis in the hole of the cd?"
Sarah: "So he could like... sex a cheerio?!?"
(Sigh.... ....Poor bastard)
Timmy: "We're sneaking up on the big Koch"
Matt: "The big Koch is coming back for seconds... little does he know, we're going to pass it up... ... OH NO! He's getting off!"
(I started talking about the Koch 18 Wheeler semis and how big they are. And things started to get out of hand awful quick)
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