Jager's Quotes
�You need to start opening your mouth at inappropriate times�
-Jager (Referring to Andrew Sampson�s lull in good quotes)
"Fart-snack!�
-Jager (Apparently it�s an insult)
�In the words of some Mexican, �adios��
-Jager
�He had soo many 69�s!�
-Jager (Referring to an amazing hand in poker of five 6�s)
�Grandma pube-head!�
-Jager (Don�t look at me� ask him)
�In grown pubes?!?�
-Jager
�Midgets can have sex with midgets, they can breed midgets, and they can have a midget farm�
-Jager (???)
�The empty emotional void within me� I fill it with gas�
-Jager
�Multiple ding-a-ling things? Fucking Medusa Crotch�
-Jager (He didn�t have more than a second to come up with it either)
�Sounds like there�s a bowl over his ass!�
-Jager (Referring to one of Matt�s farts)
�I have pubes!�
-Jager (At first it sounded like a question, but he�s reassured us it wasn�t a question)
�Silver crotch�
-Jager
�Sometimes when I am walking somewhere, I wish I were already there�
-Jager
�If you can�t play that, you have a huge dildo in you�
-Jager (Said during Asshole, any questions?)
�It looks like a giant Smurf penis�
-Jager (We were driving, there was a big piece of blue PVC piping�)
"Now throw your feces Andy"
-Jager (Andy was doing his amazing impression of a monkey, and well...)
"I suppose a vagina could be a fuck-pocket"
-Jager (Talking w/Sampson about his pocket cards in a poker tourney)
"We do not do asshole"
-Jager (In response to Egges "You can only learn asshole by doing")
"He's 10lbs of duesch in a 2lb dueschbag."
-Jager (It was intended to be a insult, it succeeded.... I think?)
"We do not do asshole!"
-Jager (Referring to cards in response to Matt's Quote about learning asshole.)
"I have a giant gap, and I'm like 'FUCK THAT GAP!!' "
-Jager (I guess breaks in school can be quite pleasing... he he)
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