"You'd get like 20,000 frequent flyer miles... enough to pee in a bucket and call it yours!"
-Mike Klein (Ya know, his quouting ability never dissapoints)

 �FIX IT!  FIX IT!  FIX IT!�
-Matthew Klein (In reference to me being a retard, among others) 

 �Eww� ouch�. The goalie is NOT a slinky!�
-Matthew Klein (While we were watching a UMN Hockey Game)

 �Lauren is just like a regular person, just smaller�
-Matthew Klein (She is isn�t she?)

 �You don�t have any balls, so why don�t you go home and put some nuts on the wall and you can have walnuts!�
-Mike Klein (My brother�s poor attempt at an insult)

 �Oh you mean that cute blonde?�
-My Father (referring to my good plutonic friend Lauren Rawlings)

 �So in walks this chick�
-My Father (referring to the day he first met my mother)

 �Liza Minelli is an ugly piece isn�t she?�
-My Father (referring to Liza Minelli being an ugly piece)

 "Look at that fish!  It's like its narcoleptic or something!"
-My Brother Mike (referring to a fish that was flopping all over the place like a EPILEPTIC fish might have)

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