Below is a listing of many of my really tight friends and I did the best I could to supply pics and
if your name is not listed below its because I have no pictures of you and thats why you are not there
so in conclusion.... if you wanna be there... send me some damn pics!!!


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HERE IS THE MEAT CHART:

PICTURE	DESCRIPTION	IF THEY WERE A MEAT	WHY???
	This is my good buddy Andy. He moved here from Altoona just outside of Eau Claire round senior year. We have been good friends since. We ride to the University Of Minnesota Together daily. And often see eachother outside of school for poker, or pool or maybe just hanging out. Andy has a SpAStiC personality with a great sense of humor. He is one of the funniest guys I have ever met. Wanna CHECK OUT HIS QUOTES?	Ribeye Steak	Always Tasty NO matter what the mood
	This is Dan Christopher, AKA: Combo Dan. He is a great guy I met through Dustin, Gregg and Matt. I really didn't know Dan at all until after school was out our senior year... but now... we hang out often. Dan is a really cool guy, and probably one of the easiest guys to get to know that I know. (Yea, English really isn't my thing... And I never pretended to speak it good) If you are looking to hang out with him... hes' prolly at Denny's right now with Dustin ordering a "Bacon Cheddar Burger" with BBQ Sauce(lots) on the side with a Oreo Sundae and a Cherry Coke with a glass of water from Shiela (our regular waitress). Unfortunately Dan thinks before he talks... so I haven't really caught him in the act yet. But a quote from him is on the way ... I assure you ;-)	Baked Lamb	Tough to get to the inside, but its awesome in there ;-)
	This is Dustin Linn, AKA: Dustbuster or Dust. He is a really cool guy that I met in highschool. He is a interesting, funny and personalble and super easy to get along with. And he's kidda insane as well. Dustin is at his element when he is driving his beat up Ford Tempo 100mph, shooting spud guns, or starting things on fire. If you wanna check out some of the interesting things we have done together Feel free. If you're looking for Dustin he's prolly with Dan at Denny's ordering either a Grand Slam or a Moons Over My Hammy with a Oreo Sundae, and a Sprite. CHECK OUT HIS QUOTES!	T-Bone	BIG, INTENSE, and you'd better be prepeared if you think you're going to try to knock him down.
	This is Gregg. AKA: Jager. Although it is hard to defer who this person is from the picture... ha ha... I assure you all it is him. Although he may not testify to it. Anyway, we met back in highschool as well. Gregg is a good friend of mine that is extremely funny and creative with a quick wit. He is known for his fabulous quotes that come not only instantly but of a completely different variety. Gregg and I hang out quite a bit whether it be just chilling round or if its going out to Coffman Memorial Union at the University of Minnesota to bowl a couple games. Wanna CHECK OUT HIS QUOTES?	Beef Kabobs	Long and Meaty
	This is Matt Eggenberger. AKA: Eggie. Matt is best known round the poker table as "ego bag" Matt is a crazy guy with tons of energy. He has been a good friend of mine since highschool along with many of the others. We hang out a little but he's always busy with homework, ladies, or HOME DEPOT One of Matt's great talents is impersonations of Bill Cosby or The Mad Scientist from "The Simpsons" or whoever you ask for. Matt is great for the Quote website because he doesn't think at all before he speaks. So... this site reflects the way he actually is in person. So, CHECK OUT HIS QUOTES!	Rump Roast	Self Explanitory
	Meet Kate, she's an awesome girl with a amazing personality, and a brain that has to weigh at least 400lbs cuz she seems to know EVERYTHING She's a ton of fun to hang out with. If you are looking to find her you might want to check out the University of Wisconsin Madison. As you can tell it's difficult to get quotes out of her cuz she actually thinks before she talks. But feel free to CHECK OUT HER QUOTES anyway.	Top Round Steak	She'd be in the Top Round of Jeopardy
	This is Lauren, she would be the equivelent of my little sister Although I haven't known her for a super long time... me and Lauren are like peas and carrots. We hang out with eachother as much as we possibly can. But since she attends the University of Wisconsin Stout its not as often as it should be. Lauren is a total blast to hang out with EVEN THOUGH she is short. You might wonder why anyone would want to hang out with short people... my answer is that Lauren is a little tiny ball of energy and she is tons of fun to do stuff with. Shes a great friend and I'm soo lucky to have her in my life. Wanna get to know her too? CHECK OUT HER QUOTES	Grilled Chicken	The ONLY person at the grill-out not to eat red meat!
	Meet my neighbor, Marc Nettleton. AKA: Nette. I've known him for a few years now. He moved up here from Naperville, IL outside of Chicago. As you can guess, he in turn is a big Chicago Cubs fan and Chicago Bulls fan. Nette is a fun-loving, innocent little boy that I worry my friends will currupt. J/K. He's a blast to hang out with and I love taking his money when we play cards together. He only has quote thusfar, but look for him to jump a bit in stats soon.	Road Kill	That night he passed gas in my house, it smelled like something died inside his ass.
	This is Jeff Pearson, AKA: Duckfeet. I met him a long long time ago in a land far far away... or so it seems. We met in grade school and have been friends since. Since Jeff goes to Gustavus Adolphus and is an aquatic mammal on their swim team we never see him any more. But we hang out whenever he is in town. Hes a lot of fun to hang out with because he always can come up with something funny to say. One of the things he is best known for (other than his hacky sack style) is his ability to not say anything even remotely offending for a long time, then spit out something so offending it makes you sick.	Hot Dogs	Duckfeets a lil' lanky.... but he still kicks ass
	This is Sarah, Kathryn's roommate/cousin. I apologize because the picture does her absolutely no justice, but we're working to remedy this problem. We met just last year. Shes a great, happy, joyous, energetic crazy friend that you can always count on for a great laugh that may or may not contain a loud snort. If you're looking for Sarah she's prolly prancing around campus looking for for someone to do her crazy dances with or to sing some Vanilla Ice with. YOU ROCK SARAH!	Salmon Filet	Sarah Luuuuuuvs Salmon
	This is Tim Montgomery, a good pal of ours from High School I met him a few years back in band class, he played the drums I played the trombone, but Tim was hard to miss. He was a easy to get along with guy that was always cracking jokes and having fun. So how does this make him hard to miss? He was one of maybe 2 African American students in our predominately white suburbia. We got along right away, whether we were playing hacky sack, or calculator games, or quite possibly even music :-O... We were always having fun. Check out T-Monts Qoutes HERE!!	KFC	Self Explanitory
	Meet Aaron Weixel. He is probably one of the most fun people I have ever met, but he is without a doubt insane. Everytime we do something together, I either fear for my life or burst out into extreme laughter. If you are curious what I mean head over to the "Devilish Things I Do" page and you'll see what I mean. Every story on the entire page origined in a similar way. We were bored and Aaron came up with a plan. Wanna CHECK OUT HIS QUOTES?	Wild Pig Roast	#1. Flames. #2. Rowdy People Kill and Roast #3 Hell, there's a wild in the name what more do you need???

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THE MEAT TENDERIZER

It's not really fair to have this page for as long as I have had and to not have my girlfriend AND my best friend on it.... because its not really a site about my firends without Kathryn on it, and for this mistake I apologize. I met her during physics class at the prestigious University of Minnesota and we have been friends since. Early this school year we started dating and we've been close since. She is currently enrolled in CBS but is applying for the University of Minnesota's School of Nursing. She is a lot farther in school even though she is a year younger than I, becuse shes so damn smart. She is a blast to hang out with at all times. Most of my friends can testify to that. She truly is an amazing, amazing girl, and the one person that means the most to me in the entire world. I feel like there is no one person anywhere that can make me feel as happy as she makes me feel. Just thinking about her brings a smile to my face that is impossible to wipe off. She is a incredible person that brings out the best in me... and I'm crazy about her. Kathryn, Just as an architect needs a pencil, I need you

I have virtually no pictures of any of my friends.
And the pictures that I do have of my friends are a LITTLE out
of date. Please forgive me as I am working hard
for new pictures.

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