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THE END TIMES VOLUME III || ISSUE 3 || FEBRUARY 8, 2006 |
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Talent Show Set to AmazeJBU, prepare to be amazed. This year the talent show will be like nothing you have ever seen before. The administration and select students have scouted the campus for unique and unusual talents to showcase for you the audience in the upcoming talent night, and the End Times staff received a special sneak preview of what is to come. Sick and tired of seeing the same people do the same thing, year after year? Well, never fear. This year's talent show promises to be an experience that people will talk about for years to come. Gone will be the stereotypical traditional acts involving pianos, organs, guitars, and Napoleon Dynamite wannabes. Look forward instead to seeing the kazoo quartet led by JBU's own master kazooist Francis Jeder. Also appearing will be freshman Josef Zustund's amazing interpretive dance of the Communist Manifesto. Another act to look forward to will be junior computer science major Willard Hughes singing Kelly Clarkson's "Since You've Been Gone" in binary. These are just a few of the acts to appear at the Talent Night. So make sure to mark your calendars and take the night off because you don't want to miss this. |
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