THE END TIMES

VOLUME III || ISSUE 3 || FEBRUARY 8, 2006

Masonic Lodge Controls Tunnels Under School!

Steroid Scandal Rocks JBU!

New Major to Be Offered

Talent Show Set to Amaze

Folf Named Official Sport

JBU to Host Reality Show

Board Approves New Mascot!

SOAPBOX:
JBU Outsourcing

Dear Phrank

Graduation Cancelled

To The Little Man

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