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VOLUME III || ISSUE 3 || FEBRUARY 8, 2006

Masonic Lodge Controls Tunnels Under School!

Steroid Scandal Rocks JBU!

New Major to Be Offered

Talent Show Set to Amaze

Folf Named Official Sport

JBU to Host Reality Show

Board Approves New Mascot!

SOAPBOX:
JBU Outsourcing

Dear Phrank

Graduation Cancelled

To The Little Man

Other Little Things...

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Folf Named Official Sport

Several years ago, the sport of soccer gained more popularity within the US than had been previously before experienced. Once again, we are at a crossroads. Frisbee golf, Folf for short, has had an insurgence of loyal supporters participating in this particular pastime. Proponents of Folf are engaged at this moment in efforts to get Rugby replaced with Folf here at JBU as an official sport.

The administration has been in serious discussion on this important issue. Many within the administration believe that a switch from Rugby to Folf will give the University a better sense of community and belonging. If the switch happens, which seems very likely, then there is the possibility of getting a regulation Folf course. The Folf course is just a rumor, but if enough funding is raised then that may too become a reality.

JBU is not the only campus that seems to be in discussion of a Folf switch. The University of Arkansas may be switching their baseball bats and uniforms in for Frisbee discs. Recent reports in the news have indicated that at least 100 universities and colleges may be making the switch to Folf. This is not just a JBU thing but a nation wide sports revolution taking place within the US. Analysts are projecting that within the next two years that the American public will be able to watch Folf on ESPN. America has chosen its new national pastime�-Folf.

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