THE END TIMES
VOLUME III || ISSUE 3 || FEBRUARY 8, 2006
Board Approves New Mascot!
The golden eagle has been synonymous with JBU for ages. However,
tradition is about to change.
A cat has been selected to be the new animal to represent JBU. The new logo, featuring the newly designed Golden Kitty, will be implemented in the fall semester of 06.
Significance of choosing the cat lies in the large number of cats to roam JBU campus. A board member, who wished to remain anonymous, tells of when the thought first hit him:
"Well, I was walking to the Health Complex, and this cat ran past me. It was so cute! But then an eagle swooped down out of the sky and snatched it up! I had never thought about how horrid eagles actually were until then. I figured a change needed to take place to better represent JBU."
The mascot used in athletic events will be changed to reflect the new animal choice. Early tests have not been positive. "The kids won't stop crying." One parent claimed that it looked like a "drowned rat". The administration, however, is remaining confident. "A drowned something, sure. A rat seems like a stretch, though."
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