Current events:

News: Valley Residents Show Their American Spirit, based on a true story
Kids! Help President Bush find a new rationale for attacking Iraq!

Interviews

I'm still hoping to interview Condoleeza Rice and Tom Ridge (I'd like the chance to apologize to Tom for all the nasty things I said when he was running for Governor of Pennsylvania). But so far I've been able to interview a number of Bush Administration officials, including the chimp himself.

7/17/02: My Interview with George W. Bush, "President" of the United States
1/15/02: Part Two of My Interview with Dick Cheney, Vice President of the United States
3/13/01: My Interview with Dick Cheney, Vice President of the United States
3/6/01: My Interview with Colin Powell, Secretary of State
3/5/01: My Interview with Paul O'Neill, Secretary of the Treasury
2/9/01: My Interview with Donald Rumsfeld, Secretary of Defense
1/23/01: My Interview with John Ashcroft, GW Bush's nominee for Attorney General.
1/23/01: My Interview with Gale Norton, Bush's nominee for Interior Secretary.

Campaign Coverage - the 2000 Presidential Race

I'll keep the Campaign Newz up on the page. I think it's worth noting that I was one of the very first to proclaim a winner in the election and stick to my statement - not like those panty-waist network dorks!

Campaign Newz 11/7/00: White guy wins election
Campaign Newz 11/1/00: Candidates focus on key issues, states
Campaign Newz 10/23/00: Voters apathetic over lack of options
Campaign Newz 10/12/00: Debates showcase candidates' differences
Campaign Newz 9/24/00: Bush attacked, eaten by bear
Campaign Newz 9/12/00: Gore, Bush trade charges of advertising foul play
Campaign Newz 9/7/00: Candidates clash over campaign promises
Campaign Newz 8/22/00: Gore says he's spontaneous; Bush says he's damn near deranged
Campaign Newz 8/14/00: Bush beating Gore, Gore beating Bush in new poll
Campaign Newz 5/16/00: Bush, Gore Argue Social Security Investment Strategy
Campaign Newz 3/30/00: Bush and Gore Raise Issue of Cuban Boy's Fate

Miscellaneous offensive items

A random found object:

3/31/01: News Photo of the Week. This week's subject: John McCain

And finally, a couple responses to examples of fine legislative efforts:

9/27/00: FEC Report: Senate entertainment hearings targeted at middle-class whites
Proposition 22A: The Defense of Whitey Act